ooh. strawberry pop-tart blow-torches (from

ooh. straw­berry pop-​tart blow-​torches (from evan)

Straw­berry Pop Tarts may be a cheap and inex­pen­sive source of incen­di­ary devices. Toast­ers which fail to eject Pop Tarts cause the Pop Tarts to emit flames 10-18 inches in height.