When I was a kid, it was almost more exciting that Christmas day — we’d go to the grandparents house, and there’d be literally hundreds of packages everywhere. you couldn’t walk across the room. If by chance there were outsiders in attendance, they’d be shocked that a family of 6 could wrap so much… and each year we’d up the number. I remember getting a my first trip to NYC in 1995… a sabres jersey (#89 mogilny) in 1989. there was a cabbage patch kid in 1984. It was always a picture perfect commercialized Christmas.
anyway, yada yada yada… basically I’m getting nostalgic for the Christmas I never had.
Also, Presley and I exchanged gifts tonight… and she bought me this amazing book retrospective of RayGun Magazine, possibly the best written and best designed music rag ever. Also, cause I get two presents… she bought me 3 harry potter action figures: quidditch harry, ron, & malfoy. (fucking malfoy) I can’t decide whether I want to play with them, or keep them in their packaging… oh and for my birthday, Pres got me this old framed poster advertisement… something about cold remedies. I will have to study it more when I get back to the city. Thanks sweeties! (too much AbFab)
Also, Jeffy and Jules…. where are you? I hear you are home for the holidays…
<3 you all, happy stuff.

I’m here. tried to call your cell but you didn’t pick up. Call me at home.
only the best for you, darling! time for a drink and get our tits out.
man mill?! what’s this??
hope everyone’s new year’s is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo great. i’m in texas. time to pretend to be a cowboy and drawl about firewater.
p.s. cabbage patch kids were gimp.