Monthly Archive for June, 2002

Biography of an Architectural Icon

coverI started read­ing this book, Divided We Stand, a biog­ra­phy of the build­ing of the World Trade Center.

Writ­ten before the col­lapse on Sep­tem­ber 11, though informed by the ear­lier bomb­ing in 1993, the author offers con­text and cul­tural com­ment on what was arguably the world’s most famous build­ing (were they one or two build­ings?). What is espe­cially shock­ing is that not only was it one of the last cat­a­clysmic ‘urban-renewal’ mega-​schemes held over from the 60s, (it was com­pleted in 1972), that elim­i­nated 16 blocks of low-​income (though thriv­ing) com­mer­cial space, but also it was the largest government-​sponsored real estate spec­u­la­tion in the his­tory of the world.

Man­aged by the Port Author­ity of NY & NJ, a dubi­ous orga­ni­za­tion, it was pitched as a ‘vertical-port’, to replace the decay­ing ship­yards below, (which were traded quid pro quo to NJ for their ‘ok’ to build the WTC). What it became, was a state-​sponsored play­thing for the Rock­e­feller broth­ers, (both Gov­er­nor Nelson, and Chase Man­hat­tan CEO David). With mas­sive tax breaks for ten­ants, the city of New York lost mil­lions of dol­lars in tax rev­enue, and by the mid-1970s was bankrupt.

Pres­i­dent Ford, at first, decided to let NY wallow, but polit­i­cal pres­sure forced him to orga­nize a bailout. Funny. How could you con­sider let­ting America’s first city implode, and expect to get elected as America’s first citizen?

hi! Detroit Sucks. Big Suprise.

hi! Detroit sucks. big suprise. my aunt has one of those black Dells that that dumb blonde kid on TV is always telling people they’re going to get “it”… and she has a cable modem. so hot.

The cig­a­r­rette smoke here can be cut with a wed­ding cake knife. In fact, i’m doing that now… waving, and waving a knife around so as to breathe.

UPDATE: I don’t appre­ci­ate the ras­cist com­ments, so I am fil­ter­ing them now.

I will allow neg­a­tive or dis­re­spec­tive com­ments, but cer­tain kinds of lan­guage are out-of-bounds.

Play nice & thanks,
 Ned

That Detroit de Stijl

Tomorrow is very busy…

I have to pre­pare and give a pre­sen­ta­tion to the M.I.S. depart­ment at the City of Nia­gara Falls in the morning… via con­frence call. Always fun. We will be dis­cussing the Web site that I want to build for them. It will be MySQL driven with Con­tent Man­age­ment and every­thing. The goal is to allow their sec­re­tary (or intern?) to be able to update the site, if need be. I have to build the tools to get it done.

Second, I’m flying to Detroit in the after­noon. Wednes­day is my Cousin’s wed­ding (!!!). I don’t know what to make of Detroit. Per­haps I will have more to say when I get back. Hey, it’s the home of the White Stripes, and, after­all, i’m from Buffalo… so? Should be fun.

Buttalo

i’m in but­talo. i need to leave now. it’s get­ting late.

The Bilingual Hoax

I know that people might find this objec­tion­able, but if said people just took a step back, I think they’d see it’s very good news…

> City’s bilin­gual policy repealed

Sebastian, You’re in a Mess…

Belle and SebastianBelle and Sebas­t­ian released a sound­track to the Todd Solondz movie Sto­ry­telling. I need to buy it.

Also, I’ve got 4 tick­ets to the Strokes and White Stripes show in august at Radio City. I am some­what psy­ched, that is for sure.

Belief-O-Matic

Here is my reli­gious break­down, accord­ing to the highly sci­en­tific Belief-O-Matic. I find it amus­ing that I was raised Catholic, yet it’s at the bottom of the list. I think it must be a func­tion of my revulsion.

Also, I’m some­how 77% New Age, and 64% Sci­en­tol­ogy. Booooooooo. Fuck­ing Scientologists.

1. Uni­tar­ian Uni­ver­sal­ism (100%)
2. Lib­eral Quak­ers (91%)
3. Neo-​Pagan (79%)
4. New Age (77%)
5. Main­line to Lib­eral Chris­t­ian Protes­tants (77%)
6. Reform Judaism (73%)
7. Sec­u­lar Human­ism (72%)
8. Mahayana Bud­dhism (67%)
9. Bah?’? Faith (65%)
10. Sci­en­tol­ogy (64%)
11. New Thought (64%)
12. Sikhism (59%)
13. Hin­duism (56%)
14. Ther­avada Bud­dhism (55%)
15. Chris­t­ian Sci­ence (Church of Christ, Sci­en­tist) (54%)
16. Ortho­dox Quaker (53%)
17. Jain­ism (51%)
18. Taoism (50%)
19. Non­the­ist (46%)
20. Ortho­dox Judaism (46%)
21. Islam (42%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-​Day Saints (Mor­mons) (28%)
23. Main­line to Con­ser­v­a­tive Christian/Protestant (27%)
24. Sev­enth Day Adven­tist (24%)
25. East­ern Ortho­dox (16%)
26. Roman Catholic (16%)
27. Jehovah’s Wit­ness (14%)

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I really am tempted to write a Slate-like cranky crit­i­cism of the new Buf­falo Bills uni­forms, but I will try to say some nice things: The dark blue is great. I like the stripes with the gray on the helmet.

(Here comes the cranky part) So, if you’re going to make an “update” with the new darker blue, why would you keep the lighter royal blue? Wouldn’t it be nice to put the num­bers in red, or gray? or the new dark blue? Doesn’t that light blue look just as dated now as it did last year? Why do the white uni­forms have a blue bar on the shoulders?

And the logo — change the f*cking logo. I think the Sabres got the logo RIGHT. It’s tough, modern and looks fuck­ing great on the front of the uni­forms. The Bills logo (much like the orig­i­nal Sabres jer­seys) is the boring old abstract corporate-​art that is a direct rip-​off of that 1970s Buf­falo pro­pa­ganda “WE’RE TALK­ING PROUD”. Talk­ing Proud? We’re talk­ing MISERY.

Let me tell you what I really think. In a move true to this nos­tal­gic age we live in, the Bills tried to pre­serve many ele­ments of the old uni­forms, while updat­ing the colors a little. The result? It’s an inco­he­sive mish­mash of styles and colors, trying to be every­thing to every­body and it fails all around. There is noth­ing intim­i­dat­ing about these jer­seys, nor is there any­thing “new”.

Fear and Loathing in the New Economy

I’ve been feel­ing hor­ri­bly anx­ious today… Trying to find an afford­able apart­ment in Cam­bridge for Sep­tem­ber with­out a job is not some­thing I’d rec­om­mend to the squeamish.

We found a jewel of a place at 922 Mass Ave. It has hard­woods, a small kitchen, large eating room, a smaller bed­room (who cares), and a large living room. It’s on the 4th Floor, (no ele­va­tor, which sucks), and it faces Mass ave…. $1100 a month. That’s noth­ing in that neigh­bor­hood between Har­vard and Cen­tral Squares.

One tiny prob­lem: they don’t take stu­dents, and they want us to earn a com­bined salary of $60,000. So let’s tally this up: Between the two of us we have one job, that ends this month… and one of us just grad­u­ated in may, (oddly, she is the one with the job).

Now this is a com­pletely dumpy build­ing in-​between two great neigh­bor­hoods. The halls remind me of an army bar­racks or some­thing. There is noth­ing here that shouts ‘wealthy professionals’. The motif is gray, It’s a huge build­ing that doesn’t look well kept. But ohhh… that apart­ment is so nice, and it’s only $1100/mo. Imag­ine the lavish vaca­tions and high-​end elec­tron­ics pos­si­ble from such low rent. And, it’s a few blocks from the red subway line. No more anx­ious dri­ving and park­ing and dri­ving to find parking.

So, it’s time to find gain­ful, law-​abiding employ­ment. Time for little Neddie to grow up. Still the fear… and the anx­i­ety is get­ting to me. I think the moti­va­tion is also wrapped up at the promise of free anti-​depressants via a health plan. What a con­cept! Health insurance.

fdgh

fdgh

Burnt

fook.

i got burnt – we went to the beach in Glouces­ter today… i layed on my stom­ach, lis­ten­ing to the red sox - yan­kees game, and neglected to put sun­screen on my calves of all things. Red as popped-​cherry.