Belief-O-Matic

Here is my reli­gious break­down, accord­ing to the high­ly sci­en­tif­ic Belief-O-Mat­ic. I find it amus­ing that I was raised Catholic, yet it’s at the bot­tom of the list. I think it must be a func­tion of my revul­sion.

Also, I’m some­how 77% New Age, and 64% Sci­en­tol­ogy. Booooooooo. Fuck­ing Sci­en­tol­o­gists.

1. Uni­tar­i­an Uni­ver­sal­ism (100%)
2. Lib­er­al Quak­ers (91%)
3. Neo-Pagan (79%)
4. New Age (77%)
5. Main­line to Lib­er­al Chris­t­ian Protes­tants (77%)
6. Reform Judaism (73%)
7. Sec­u­lar Human­ism (72%)
8. Mahayana Bud­dhism (67%)
9. Bah?’? Faith (65%)
10. Sci­en­tol­ogy (64%)
11. New Thought (64%)
12. Sikhism (59%)
13. Hin­duism (56%)
14. Ther­ava­da Bud­dhism (55%)
15. Chris­t­ian Sci­ence (Church of Christ, Sci­en­tist) (54%)
16. Ortho­dox Quak­er (53%)
17. Jain­ism (51%)
18. Tao­ism (50%)
19. Non­the­ist (46%)
20. Ortho­dox Judaism (46%)
21. Islam (42%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Lat­ter-Day Saints (Mor­mons) (28%)
23. Main­line to Con­ser­v­a­tive Christian/Protestant (27%)
24. Sev­enth Day Adven­tist (24%)
25. East­ern Ortho­dox (16%)
26. Roman Catholic (16%)
27. Jehovah’s Wit­ness (14%)

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