Monthly Archive for February, 2003

The Quiet American

Review: A

I saw The Quiet Amer­i­can last week, and I wanted to do a quick review. Faith­ful to the Graham Greene novel, on which the film is based, it’s a com­pli­cated movie with char­ac­ters that are both flawed and heroic.

Con­trary to Miramax’s fears, the movie is _not_ anti-​American or unpa­tri­otic – still, it’s a film worth seeing at this time of renewed Amer­i­can adven­tur­ism. Michael Caine and Bren­dan Fraser give excep­tional per­for­mances, and the pro­duc­tion design is faith­ful to the period, with­out get­ting nos­tal­gic, ala Auto Focus and Con­fes­sions of a Dan­ger­ous Mind.

McSweeney’s Quarterly Issue 10

mcsweeneys-10.jpgMcSweeney’s Mam­moth Trea­sury of Thrilling Tales arrived in the mail today, and it’s some­thing to behold. Guest-​edited by Michael Chabon, it revives the notion that short-​story writ­ing can be as varied in theme and form as longer format writ­ing. It’s the celebrity issue: Neil Gaiman, Michael Crich­ton, Dave Eggers him­self, Harlan Elli­son, & Rick Moody, & all pro­ceeds to ben­e­fit 826 Velencia.

Com­pli­ment­ing this truly won­der­ful writ­ing, is the design, which resem­bles a pulp pub­li­ca­tion from the 1940s, a time when the short-​story could take the form of a west­ern, sci­ence fic­tion, detec­tive, or horror. The illus­tra­tions are fun, and many orig­i­nal adver­tise­ments are included as well.

Hold­ing this issue makes me happy to be alive! No, really.

Disciplining Cats

Our kitten Katya is start­ing to piss me off. She is such a good kitty, usu­ally, how­ever I am amiss at how to dis­ci­pline her for bad behav­ior. Spilling glasses of water and knock­ing clut­ter off of a dresser while Pres­ley and I are asleep is some­thing I must make her fear.

Right now, we usu­ally remove her from the offend­ing envi­ron­ment, shout a stern “NO!”, and let her run off. Lately, this isn’t suf­fi­cient, so I’ve been giving her a little swat on her ass, but she thinks that I’m play­ing a game. It’s all about attention… she wants it, and knows how to get it.

So, today, I’m trying a dif­fer­ent tactic — I’m giving her forced baths when she gives me atti­tude. It focuses her atten­tion for a while on clean­ing up and drying off.

How do you dis­ci­pline kitty? Let me know below.

Bruce on Dave… Also, Regis and John McEnroe

I turned on David Let­ter­man wednes­day night, and guess who is emer­gency guest-​hosting? Bruce Willis.

The truly sad thing is that the pro­duc­ers made him talk to Dan Rather about his recent inter­view with Saddam Hus­sein. Mr. “Die Hard” hardly smiled on camera, mum­bled inco­her­ent ques­tions, stared at the desk, and … wait, I’m talk­ing about the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

“It’s always been my dream to do the Bruce Willis show…” - comic Brian Kiley

How dis­ap­pointed was this comic? You wait all your life to per­form for David Let­ter­man, and Hudson Hawk is there to greet you. At least he’s inten­tion­ally funny.

And while I’m rating talk show hosts, I’m enjoy­ing the new shows of both Dave Chap­pelle, and Bill Maher. I laughed at Ali G, but it’s just not that good. Just like South Park is not that good… sorry kids.

mcenroe.jpgUPDATE: OK, thurs­day night, the guest host for Let­ter­man was John McEnroe!

He did a really good job, and the staff excused Paul Shaf­fer for the night…. and brought in Fred Schnei­der of the B-52s !

The best part was when John sent a camera crew back-​stage to a ben­e­fit at the Rose­land. It was hilar­i­ous, as the crew caught up with Michael Impe­ri­oli (Christo­pher Molti­santi from the Sopra­nos), and Macaulay Culkin…

Next door at Rose­land, a ben­e­fit gig is sched­uled and a lot of the big stars are there. We send a camera crew out­side to take a look-​see. Expect­ing to be stopped before enter­ing, we thought this would be a “quick and done.” Nope. We made our way in and explored.

Regis Philbin is sched­uled to host Friday night… I’m going to assume he’ll do a fine job… What KIND of NAME is CODY?!

Libeskind PR Affront

Today, the a panel in NYC will decide on which of the 2 final designs will replace the World Trade Center. Libe­skind has been every­where, as Gawker points out… but it looks like the Think team will get the call. I’m glad, despite the tin­ker­toy lat­tice­work. Stay tuned…

UPDATE: Aw Hell no. Every­one spoke too soon… Libe­skind Design Chosen for Rebuild­ing at Ground Zero (NY Times)

The Hotel Commonwealth


Ken­more Square, Boston, has always had a rep­u­ta­tion for being a little bit seedy — much the way Times Square used to be. It boasts a major Subway inter­change, the best Ball­park in the Amer­i­can League, if not all of base­ball, and it used to be home to a diverse group of small busi­nesses and restaurants.

When I first moved to Ken­more Square, in 1996, there was a Methadone clinic, a punk-​rock venue called the Rathskeller, a late-​night restau­rant called Deli-​haus, a gritty coffee house called Fuel, and a bunch of other busi­nesses housed in the clus­ter of Brow­stones on the oppo­site side of the Square. In 2003, chalk these land­marks into a new chap­ter of Lost Boston.

When Boston Uni­ver­sity pro­posed bull­doz­ing much of the south side of the square, and replac­ing the century-​old brown­stones with a “European-style” hotel, city and com­mu­nity lead­ers largely sup­ported the idea… largely, I sus­pect, because BU was will­ing to pay gen­er­ously to relo­cate affected busi­nesses with neigh­bor­hood asso­ci­a­tion ties, such as Cornwall’s Pub. Also, the uni­ver­sity is giving mil­lions to upgrade the Subway sta­tion and traf­fic con­fig­u­ra­tion in the Square.

Whether or not you iden­tify with my bemoan­ing the loss of a funky piece of an oth­er­wise boring city, what is not in ques­tion is the public reac­tion when the work­ers finally unveiled the facade. For a hotel look­ing to project Con­ti­nen­tal luxury and flair, it looks like a repro­duc­tion on the back lot at Uni­ver­sal Stu­dios, or, per­haps, Main Street USA, Dis­ney­land. Tacky, cheap, and an insult to a city with truly excep­tional architecture.

I am not, I think, and elit­ist when it comes to architecture… I think clas­si­cist ideals of style and mate­ri­als are prefer­able to 90% of all avant-​garde rub­bish of the past 50 years. But, BU and the devel­op­ers cheated by trying to copy the style of the French Second Empire, while using mate­ri­als common on a Wal-​Mart job site. Instead of lime­stone, let’s use fiber­glass. Brick too expen­sive? Sub­sti­tute fiber­glass for the real thing. And, the dorm­ers can just be cut-​outs — I mean, who looks that closely, right?

The fact is, this hotel would look pretty good from your car on the Inter­state at 75 MPH, if it were located out in the sprawl belt of I-495 and 128. It’s car­toon color and fea­tures would blur from the high­way strip. But, this hotel is in the heart of the city, with thou­sands of pedes­tri­ans walk­ing by each day. And it looks Mickey Mouse, com­pared with the sur­round­ing buildings.

The photos I took, unfor­tu­nately, fail to show how bad the facade really is. Trust me, it looks as if they were trying to save a few bucks… which is pre­cisely not the image you’re going for in a 4-star hotel that wants to charge hun­dreds of dol­lars a night. Appar­ently, BU and the devel­op­ers are going to spend $2 mil­lion to “fix” the facade. Good luck.

745

tugboat annie home pageTurns out that our friend Romo bought the down­town Buf­falo build­ing once occu­pied by mem­bers of the indie/emo band Tug­boat Annie. In fact, there is a song called “745″ on their 1997 LP Wake Up and Dis­ap­pear, that is sup­pos­edly about the famed Buf­falo address: 745 Main Street. The lyrics are con­cerned with watch­ing 4th of July fire­works on the roof, which has, I can tell you, a beau­ti­ful view.

Howard Dean in 2004

steal this button!Albany Dan sent me a fea­ture arti­cle on Howard Dean in Salon, and it was an enjoy­able read. I like his candor, hon­esty, and will­ing­ness to stand up to Bush, and these luke-​warm Dems.

Sen. Kerry him­self said that he’d like to fash­ion his cam­paign along the lines of John McCain, yet his lan­guage is pep­pered with “bend-me-over” Daschle get-​along talk like this.

Now, I like John Kerry just fine — and Edwards, Lieber­man, and the other Sen­a­tors run­ning are also fine people. But, to pick a person to lead this party at a time when we’re again search­ing for our souls — well, I’ll go with the Gov­er­nor Doc.

When I had the oppor­tu­nity to work on the 2000 cam­paign, as Pres­i­dent of my col­lege chap­ter, I was strug­gling to settle on the sup­port of Al Gore. I mean, Bill Bradley was from the north­east, and he was such a cool cat. This elec­tion, I have no desire to go with another safe bet. Dean’s my guy. He signed gay civil unions into law, he sup­ports a multi-​lateral for­eign policy, and he says what he means. What more could the Democ­rats need at this moment? And sup­pos­edly, he’s been faith­ful to his wife.

500th post on Suckahs DOT org

I was happy to recap the ori­gins of the Suck­ahs domain… we’re up to our 500th Entry, which is so impres­sive to me. The pur­pose of the main Suck­ahs site was to allow a bunch of friends from Williamsville East High Shool in New York, to stay in touch. Since then, it has grown to include other friends, per­sonal sites that show­case art or short-​story writ­ing, offer movie reviews, and stupid com­ments from an unem­ployed mouth.

WAP? Web-enabled?

lookie hereSooz took a pic­ture of this web­site on her Sanyo Sprint PCS phone… and it actu­ally looks cool. Because the layout is CSS, the site degrades pretty gracefully.

Come to think of it, brows­ing the web on your cell phone must be a lot like using netscape 1.1 in 1995. No?

Shoot the Weather-people

OK, so I spent the week­end in Albany, at an inter­state Court­yard by Mar­riott, because I met my par­ents there (half-​way between Boston & Buf­falo). I went swim­ming, shopped at the mon­strous Cross­gates Mall, and saw The Recruit.

This was all fine. Until I had to decide what to do about the coming storm…

Albany Dan was coming back from New York, and I wanted to go out and have some drinks… so we checked with the Weather Chan­nel, and they seemed to think that the storm wouldn’t start pound­ing New Eng­land until the after­noon, monday. LIARS!

I left Albany at around 11am, and imme­di­ately ran into the shit on I-90 East… I mean, do you people plow your roads in New York State? There never was a prob­lem with vis­i­bil­ity – only with the road sur­faces. So it was 25-40 MPH all the way into Our Fair City. I got in at 4:30pm, a full 5.5 hours later! eek.

Sorry if this comes off as a teenaged rant, but Weather-​people must be hanged!

Fire up the Flash Skills

Good news, mes cama­rades! Just when I thought my job search had hit another record low, a woman from a mul­ti­me­dia local­iza­tion com­pany con­tacted me to do some Flash work.

They take Eng­lish mul­ti­me­dia and web­sites, and trans­late them for inter­na­tional audi­ences. Then they hire people to swap out the eng­lish for the Japan­ese, Span­ish, etc. It sounds like grunt work, but I’m just happy to say that I have another inter­view for next week.

Valentine’s Day

heart.gifJust thought I’d do a quick hol­i­day adjust­ment on the site. Hit refresh if you don’t see it.

Has anyone found any good Valen­tine links? I haven’t.

Home (page) From Nowhere

Megnut points out that James Kun­stler, author of many excel­lent ama­teur urban plan­ning books, has a web­site that is just AWFUL. Mr. Kunstler’s obser­va­tions have influ­enced my per­cep­tions greatly – I’d love to hear him weblog­ging about the ongo­ing debates sur­round­ing the rebuild­ing of the World Trade Center site.

Site Updates

Two minor little updates to this site:

That is all.