Bruce on Dave… Also, Regis and John McEnroe

I turned on David Let­ter­man wednes­day night, and guess who is emer­gency guest-​hosting? Bruce Willis.

The truly sad thing is that the pro­duc­ers made him talk to Dan Rather about his recent inter­view with Saddam Hus­sein. Mr. “Die Hard” hardly smiled on camera, mum­bled inco­her­ent ques­tions, stared at the desk, and … wait, I’m talk­ing about the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

“It’s always been my dream to do the Bruce Willis show…” – comic Brian Kiley

How dis­ap­pointed was this comic? You wait all your life to per­form for David Let­ter­man, and Hudson Hawk is there to greet you. At least he’s inten­tion­ally funny.

And while I’m rating talk show hosts, I’m enjoy­ing the new shows of both Dave Chap­pelle, and Bill Maher. I laughed at Ali G, but it’s just not that good. Just like South Park is not that good… sorry kids.

mcenroe.jpgUPDATE: OK, thurs­day night, the guest host for Let­ter­man was John McEnroe!

He did a really good job, and the staff excused Paul Shaf­fer for the night…. and brought in Fred Schnei­der of the B-52s !

The best part was when John sent a camera crew back-​stage to a ben­e­fit at the Rose­land. It was hilar­i­ous, as the crew caught up with Michael Impe­ri­oli (Christo­pher Molti­santi from the Sopra­nos), and Macaulay Culkin…

Next door at Rose­land, a ben­e­fit gig is sched­uled and a lot of the big stars are there. We send a camera crew out­side to take a look-​see. Expect­ing to be stopped before enter­ing, we thought this would be a “quick and done.” Nope. We made our way in and explored.

Regis Philbin is sched­uled to host Friday night… I’m going to assume he’ll do a fine job… What KIND of NAME is CODY?!

4 Responses to “Bruce on Dave… Also, Regis and John McEnroe”


  • Dude, you’re smok­ing the crack drugs. Ali G was fuck­ing great, and Bill Maher is — and will always be — an over­rated ass­hole with an unwatch­able show.

  • I caught the end of Ali G, which I found really funny. The part where he’s asking Edwin Meese how we should punish guys who steal our girl­friends had me in tears. I also watched Bill Maher’s new show and enjoyed the format. I agree that he is some­what of an ass­hole with a big ego, but he’s more intel­li­gent and out­spo­ken than anyone on TV.

  • I never really liked “politically Incorrect”, but the new show on HBO… man, they just have a way of making any­thing sexy and cool.

    it reminds me a bit about dennis miller, with­out his crazy rant­ing. That, AND, I feel like Bill Maher is shift­ing to the left… i mean, i know he’s more lib­er­tar­ian than any­thing, but him beat­ing up on Ann Coul­ter was fuck­ing great.

  • Chris Rock asking her if she was fuck­ing the pres­i­dent was priceless.

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