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Blur’s Think Tank

blurReview: A+
First off, I have to say that Blur was my favorite band when I was in High School in the mid-90s. I’ll con­fess that, back then, I had a case of exag­ger­ated anglophilia, only fed by the band’s ironic lyrics, “la la las”, and quirky compositions.

But that was then.

Since the days of Park­life and The Great Escape, I’ve real­ized that Eng­land really does have an inflated impres­sion of their cul­tural importance… uh, wait, that’s France. I’m an Amer­i­can, so I needn’t be walk­ing around in Fred Perry shirts and keep­ing up on the latest & great­est new band. Truth be told, and hype aside, the major­ity of British bands are pretty mediocre. In con­trast, there are hun­dreds of truly excep­tional Amer­i­can bands that barely ever get noticed. <insert your favorite here>

Which brings me to the new Blur album, Think Tank, of which I’ve received an advance copy, (avail­able in record stores May 5). There have been con­flict­ing reports about the release, so I thought that I’d just take a minute to dispel some rumors:

  1. 1. It’s a dance album. Not really. It cer­tainly has more of a “pop” feel, but that’s noth­ing new for the band.
  2. 2. It’s a world music album. Not really. The Moroc­can and West African influ­ences are accom­pa­ni­ments, and they’re fully processed and inte­grated into the mix. It fully sounds like a 21st cen­tury LP.
  3. 3. Blur sucks with­out Graham. Ok, firing your gui­tarist, espe­cially when he’s as bril­liant as Graham, is tough. But the songs don’t really suffer. Besides, he appears on one track.
  4. 4. This is Goril­laz, Part II. Hell no. Goril­laz was fun. But, on this LP, Damon’s lyrics and vocal deliv­ery is straight for­ward, in the first-​person, with­out pre­tend­ing to be some­one he’s not.

So what of the new LP? It’s the most con­sis­tently good album of theirs since Park­life. Part elec­tronic, part folk, & part Bacharach… with a few rock­ers to sat­isfy the Song 2 crowd. It’s real roman­tic stuff, with­out being irritating.

And the video for the first single uses doc­u­men­tary footage of a female US Marine, on duty in the Per­sian Gulf.

A very good record, indeed.

70 Responses to “Blur’s Think Tank”


  1. 1 The Capn

    1. I am jeal­ous. You have the record and I do not.

    2. I liked the Goril­laz record. It was cer­tainly no Blur, and that is fine, because it wasn’t trying to be. Yes, the record was over­played but it is still a really well pro­duced and exe­cuted record.

    3. I’m not sur­prised to hear the record is great, but hear­ing it from a real person is reassuring.

  2. 2 nedward

    hey capn,
    I know there will be its detrac­tors, but I can’t glow enough about it. I truly despised 13, the 1999 album… I really think William Orbit was a bad choice, and appar­ently so do Blur… he did some work on Think Tank, but they didn’t use it.

    In fact, only 2 songs are pro­duced by Fatboy Slim, (and they’re both good).

    I thought Damon’s lyrics on 13, (and Goril­laz for that matter) were lazy and uninteresting… Maybe “Tender” was good. But, he returns to form on this record.

  3. 3 Adam

    For some­one get­ting back into Blur, what song would you rec­om­mend? Is there a stand­out track on this CD?

  4. 4 nedward

    uhhh… well, the first 2 sin­gles are great. “Out of Time” and “Crazy Beat” make nice book­ends for the album.

    The first is a clas­sic melody, with some guitar noodling and a Moroc­can orches­tra in the back­ground. And Crazy Beat, well… it’s already play­ing on the big cor­po­rate “Alternative” sta­tion here in Boston. It’s an odd little party song, pro­duced by Fatboy Slim.

    Per­sonal favorites on the album include the angsty “Moroccan Peo­ples Rev­o­lu­tion­ary Bowls Club”, the vampy “Brothers and Sisters”, that deals with drug use…. but, per­haps my favorite is the piano/guitar clos­ing track, “Battery in Your Leg”. It reminds me of the old Blur songs “Sing”, and “This is a Low”.

  5. 5 Thomas O'Connor

    k first of all quit com­plain­ing about how Graham is gone, who would you rather have Graham or Damon and i mean they obvi­ously had prob­lems and had to solve them in some way. So they did. I was also very dis­ap­pointed when Graham left but I’m over it now. You’re all right Graham is great. But Damon is an icon and will be remem­bered. Noone really under­stands that and it’s sad because he’s got to be the best musi­cian out there.

    On the other hand the new album is great and advise anyone who likes music to go out and get it imme­di­ately cause you’re lost with­out it. Me White Noise sounds exactly like Damon but it’s sup­pos­edly Phil Daniels but i swear it spounds exactly like Damon it’s weird. Think Tank is a great album and a land­mark. -Thomas O’Connor

  6. 6 nedward

    I don’t dis­agree. Damo is blur. I was actu­ally trying to answer those who argue Blur sucks with­out Graham, includ­ing my girlfriend.

    But, you do lose some­thing with­out Graham. Think of “There’s No Other Way”, “Chemical World”, “Stereotypes”, “Song 2″, and “Crazy Beat”, with­out Graham.

    Admit it, that skitzo guitar was one of the rea­sons we all were attracted to Blur in the first place.

    How­ever, Blur’s for­tunes ulti­mately lay with Damon. That’s why Park­life was so good. And that’s why Think Tank is too.

  7. 7 F.

    I down­loaded the new album Think Tank by chance.. it’s not released yet?? i dont know well DUDES IT”S GREAT… i loved all the tracks, esp. JETS and Bat­tery In Your Leg, well also Sweet Song! and all the rest! abso­lutly great. LOVE IT.

  8. 8 vince

    they say graham is on only one song, ‘battery in your leg’, but how can ‘we’ve got a file on you’ not be graham? there’s no way that’s damon.

  9. 9 Nedward

    Hey Vince,

    I surely thought that Graham had played on the single “Crazy Beat”. It’s the only song on the album with his sig­na­ture guitar style.

    “Battery in Your Leg” is a won­der­ful piano song, that has really spacy guitar lines, but they’re simple. You wouldn’t need to be a guitar God like Graham to manage it.

    “We’ve Got a File On You” could easily be Damon Albarn- if you listen closely, a lot of its energy and noise comes from drums and keys. And the guitar part is elec­tric, but, like many tracks on the album, it may be looped.

    That said, I think Damon did a fan­tas­tic job on guitar, and all around. The drum pro­gram­ming is also really cool. It’s nice to see blur back with con­fi­dence and ambition…

  10. 10 highcool

    Random site.
    Aww, I loved 13. I thought it was great. I don’t think blur have ever made a weak album.
    I just have a ques­tion, I down­loaded the album, but I don’t know if the song names got mixed up. The song goes “why am I here, i’m here cause I got no fuck­ing choice, and fur­ther more…” Is this MPRBC?
    Any help would be great.
    And happy birth­day to Damon who turn’s 35 today.
    Great site.

  11. 11 highcool

    Scratch that.
    Hmm, they did get mixed up.

  12. 12 nedward

    Hey, if you figure it out, post it for others who may be look­ing on Kazaa for the album.

    I have not made the album avail­able for down­load, out of respect for the band and the labels.

    thanks!

  13. 13 alex

    it’s always hilar­i­ous to hear amer­i­cans talk­ing about british music. re: think tank. The quips that eng­lish bands are over­hyped and mediocre could only really come from an Amer­i­can. A coun­try that gave us the stu­pidly hyped Strokes (can’t wait for the second album). Now i’m not par­tic­u­larly a huge Blur fan but after hear­ing your ham fisted review i had to write. And on a musi­cal note ? british music isn’t designed to sell well in Amer­ica because it has the fol­low­ing qual­ity: It has been thought about. Take your Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park other tired, man­u­fac­tured sports metal bands and go away. I’ll leave wiht a list of British bands that have moulded every­thing you’ve ever lis­tened to: The Rolling Stones, The Bea­t­les, The Sex Pis­tols, The Jam, The Small Faces, Led Zep­pelin, New Order, every decent house music Dj there is… ah the list could go on - so i won’t.

  14. 14 alex

    If you all con­cen­trated on writ­ing decent music rather than invad­ing middle east­ern coun­tries for daddy, the world be a pret­tier place.

  15. 15 highcool

    http://www.blurtalk.com/default.asp?sectionid=1&pageid=Think%20Tank

    Here’s a site with all the lyrics. And for people look­ing on down­load­ing pro­grams, there’s a lot of files with the song names that are just blank.

    And to alex, you forgot the smiths.
    But what Amer­i­can bands like pave­ment and the pixies? And don’t get me started on what’s dom­i­nat­ing the British music charts nowa­days. Garbage pop music!

  16. 16 nedward

    My good­ness, Alex, we are a sen­si­tive one. If you had taken the time to read my post, you would’ve real­ized that I was saying Think Tank is a bril­liant album, and one needn’t be a raging anglophile to love it.

    Also, British bands are over­hyped. What I meant by “mediocre” is that the British Press hypes these run-of-the-mill 4-piece rock out­fits like they were the Bea­t­les, and then sum­mar­ily dumps them in a month or two.

    Blur them­selves were victim to this in the early 90s – the British press had hyped them as the Second Coming, and Amer­ica yawned. Amer­ica loves British bands – Bea­t­les, Stones, Bowie, et all. Park­life was a bit too cul­tur­ally rooted in being “English”, that’s all.

    And, as for British music being not “designed” to sell well in Amer­ica, I say, fine. I agree that British music, on the whole, is more intel­li­gent. And maybe Amer­i­cans aren’t largely inter­ested in that. But, lots of bands do very well here. Look at Cold­play & Radio­head. Would you deny that British bands want suc­cess in Amer­ica very badly? Damon has become obsessed with the notion.

    The prob­lem in Amer­ica, as I was trying to point out, is that there are hun­dreds of bril­liant bands that Amer­i­cans never hear on the radio. Not ALL Amer­i­cans listen to Linkin Park or Fred Dirst… Still, you’ll never hear The Shins, The Flam­ing Lips, Pave­ment, or Apples in Stereo on Amer­i­can radio or MTV.

    But, for those who want to listen to good music, it exists, en masse. And, don’t talk to me about “manufactured”- Britain is just as good at craft­ing sonic garbage… Spice Girls, Bush, and dare I say, Oasis, come to mind.

    So chill out, read my post again. Real­ize that all I am saying is that I am an Amer­i­can, I don’t want to be any­thing else, and I don’t want to be lumped into some black-and-white “America is George Bush & Rap Metal” cat­e­gory. And, I love Blur, as an Amer­i­can, and I think the album is going to do very well on this side of the Atlantic.

  17. 17 nedward

    The funny thing is, as I wrote that ridicu­lously child­ish retort, I keep want­ing to find a way to pro­fess love for the British people & their cul­ture. Look at my favorite band list, and you’ll see that I love British music.

    And I assure you, Alex, that there is a strong cult devoted to Tony Blair over here, by both the war-​mongering Right, who like him for sup­port­ing us in war, and the on-the-fence Lib­er­als like myself, who trust his words far more than our own President.

    I have con­sciously decided not to post my thoughts about war in Iraq. But, I will say now, that I want it to pro­ceed quickly and deci­sively. And, yes, I want us to com­plete the mis­sion. That is the only way to get our Amer­i­can and British men and women home safe. I don’t agree with how we got into this con­flict, but it is a real­ity that we must accept.

  18. 18 Andy

    I’ve down­loaded the album on Kazaa, just for curiosity.

    i had to take a look on the album first, because i was so dis­s­ap­pointed with 13, that i thought I lost my money on it; even­though i am a great fan of blur.

    Think Tank sounds great and i’ll definetely buy it.

  19. 19 tom

    well, i have a copy too and i think its great. cer­tainly better than the dry 13. describ­ing it as a 21st cen­tury album is a very good term indeed. although i relate it clos­est to 1997`s blur, this is a very blur album with lots of catchy hooks and beats. i thought the idea of fatboy slim was a bad choice. it was a good choice and fatboy hasn`t done a total norman cook job over the tracks. cer­tainly their most accom­plised work even woth out graham.

  20. 20 Dave W

    Saw the ‘Blur Live in your Home’ spe­cial last night and I was pleas­antly sur­prised.
    I found it hard to con­ceive of a Blur with­out Graham, but what has emerged for me is that Damon - dis­missed as the petu­lant pretty boy - is
    a seri­ous talent. He has great pop sen­si­bil­i­ties. Actu­ally, if it’s petu­lance you’re after, check out Graham’s last solo album. Another in the long
    line of great British gui­tarists who lost the plot - Johnny Marr, John Squire, Bernard Butler. I shall buy the album.
    Goril­laz might have been a ‘fun’ project, but artis­ti­cally it was abysmal. Wel­come back Blur.

  21. 21 Tony

    WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! “13″ was SLAM­MIN. It was an actual “album”- con­cept follow through from front to back. Too bad if blur doesn’t like it, it beat the pants of their pre­vi­ous epony­mous album (which was good, but 13 was better).

    P.S.- Alex wishes it was his war. And loves Mariah Cary. ;)

  22. 22 nedward

    You’re nuts, Tony. “13″ was about run­ning away from who you are. Too much was made of it’s “emotional” con­tent. The writ­ing was weak.

    I, for one, am glad to see that Damon has returned to his song-​writing roots.

  23. 23 thoughtofcars

    hi to every­body! well i ‘ve sud­merged myself into the think tank and what i found was a very nice, straight­for­warded and son­i­cally inter­est­ing ensem­ble of melodies and lyrics mark­ing matu­rity. Lis­ten­ing to the blur for many many years i must say i was expect­ing some­thing like this. In some ways think tank is more rock and in others is less. Favourite track so far, on the way to the club… ride the desert baby yeah..

  24. 24 jm

    ‘13′ was one of their best!! no argument!

    i just dowloaded think tank and so far it sounds interesting..(especially the first three tracks)…i’ll defi­nately buy it when it comes in may…

    the absence of graham is sad but the album stands fine w/o him

    and as an american…i agree with alex to some extent….however…not all of us favor the empty calo­rie pre pack­aged, full of preser­v­a­tives bands like korn, linkin park, etc…generalizations are never a good thing

  25. 25 nedward

    jm,

    NO! Alex was making unfair gen­er­al­iza­tions. Mine were, I think, fair.

    Some­one from Britain stand up seri­ously and argue with my gen­er­al­iza­tion that the British press over-​hypes rock-in-roll bands. Go ahead, I encour­age you. It’s simply true. Every­one from ELO, Stone Roses, and Oasis were the Second Coming of the Bea­t­les. That’s unfair, though I love all three bands.

    I will DROP the “mediocre” com­ment, because that was just catty and unnec­es­sary. I apol­o­gize for that.

    But, again, the record is excep­tional, and it will grow on you with time.

  26. 26 highcool

    Okay, I must agree with you that most British bands are over-​hyped, but in no way are they over­rated, leave that one up to Amer­i­can bands.
    An excep­tion how­ever is Oasis, who are defi­nately over hyped and with­out excep­tion over­rated.
    (By the way I am not British.)
    If anyone saw 120 min­utes with Blur, (I guess it was this morn­ing) Damon said that Graham will come back.
    Cheers to wish­full think­ing!
    But I just think the hype is to get people to buy into their own cul­ture. Stop the Amer­i­can­iza­tion of the nations, you know.

  27. 27 alex

    I don’t think that any­thing I wrote was an unfair gen­er­al­i­sa­tion. Oasis’ gen­eral dis­plea­sure at having to crack Amer­ica due to record com­pany big bucks was obvi­ous. They haven’t writ­ten a crit­cally good album since the first one anyway. The first stone roses album, is arguably, one of the best pop/indie ablums of all time. And if they had stayed together and had the incli­na­tion to follow it up then maybe they could have ‘cracked’ Amer­ica. And to the guy who mewn­tioned the Smiths, I apologise.You seem to forget that eng­lish bands cannot be arsed with taking Amer­ica - they have their money and years of tour­ing through the cul­tur­ally void mid­west isn’t worth it.

    As for over-​hyped, it seems ironic that an Amer­i­can could even men­tion it. We have two cred­i­ble music papers in the UK, who over­play every­thing - we take no notice of it so why should you? It’s like me saying that you all read the National Enquirer!?!?? And who said any­thing about E.L.O, jesus are you seri­ous. One men­tion of that band rouses a col­lec­tive laugh from this side of the atlantic.

    And as for the regur­gi­tated crap that is cur­rently flood­ing our charts - most of it is Amer­i­can. Aguil­era, Nelly to name a few. The amer­i­can­i­sa­tion of pop music began years ago, Ned­ward. I think that’s bla­tantly obvi­ous to all con­cerned - includ­ing your music chal­lenged self.

  28. 28 Alex

    And before you start on the ‘we’re not all bushites’ rub­bish. I don’t care, this is not polit­i­cal issue. If I remem­ber, and cor­rect me if I’m wrong, but we have little choice finan­cially and polit­i­cally but to follow your increas­ingly incred­u­lous coun­try to a war with­out end or reason. I do beleive Amer­ica voted him in (well kind of).

    Musi­cally, bar a few under­ground acts - The Kills, The Apes (who, how­ever good they sound now will only exist for two albums) Amer­ica has no good pop­u­lar music bar none - unless you include the self parody of Red Hot Chilli Pep­pers. Hip hop is the only thing amer­ica is any good at any­more and tal­ent­less bling satiris­tists like Nelly are slowly but surely destroy­ing that. Realise ned­ward (if that is your real name - ha ha) that despite the odd strag­gler the major­ity of the world is dis­il­lu­sioned and bored with Amer­i­can music - we suffer it because we have to. Now i’m not saying that you are a Korn-fed/aguilera vari­ety ned but unfor­tu­nately 95% of your coun­try are. That’s not a gen­er­al­i­sa­tion (spelt with an s not a z) it’s just true.

  29. 29 nedward

    Ok, every­one – Alex is a “wanker”, in the pop­u­lar par­lance of the United King­dom. He is a wanker, because he doesn’t read what I write, and he makes HUGE incred­u­lous gen­er­al­iza­tions, whilst crit­i­ciz­ing me for doing the same.

    I ponied up for over­stat­ing my point. But, if Alex needs to get all reac­tionary just because some­body in Amer­ica was giving his opin­ion on some innocu­ous topic, then he clearly has some kind of infe­ri­or­ity complex.

    In fact, his response reminds me a lot of these Amer­i­can war hawks who refuse to listen to any ratio­nal argu­ment coming from the anti-​war camp… who instead reply with things like “You’re either with us, or against us.” HA HA.

    I DO know about music, Amer­i­can and British. And this coun­try is COM­PLETELY divided about Bush and war. And, if you want to dis­miss the entire fly­over region of my coun­try, I invite you to do so. I do all the time.

    Alex, stop the spat, grow up. I apologized… Except for that, you and I prob­a­bly have more in common than you think.

  30. 30 Alex

    Ah, come on Ned. There’s no need for exple­tives, I was all get­ting quite lively until you did that. Inci­den­tally, i really like the way you capped up cer­tain words - it adds power and pas­sion to the words DO and COM­PLETELY. Nice touch.

    There’s no infe­ri­or­ity com­plex here at all. I merely said what the major­ity of Europe thinks about Amer­i­can music. Reviv­ing the disco/punk scene of NewYork is no better than reviv­ing bea­t­les melodies. If you’re going to steal, steal from the pure source. It’s a simple premise.

    The export of Amer­i­can ideals is not a new thing, nor is it con­fined to polit­i­cal ideals or branches of Burger King. Our own Top 40, once the envy of the major­ity of the world, is now noth­ing more than a road­show for Amer­i­can ‘bands’. Now this, in turn, is squeez­ing other less estab­lished (see: Euro­pean record labels) out of posi­tion. Now this is due to any mea­sure of talent, it is due to U.S record indus­try might. It’s a shite state affairs Ned, no question.

    Now I wasn’t going to men­tion the war again but you brought it up so i’ll carry on. If Amer­ica is divided 50/50 on the Iraq war, why can New York only muster 1 mil­lion for an anti-​war march? Smaller Euro­pean coun­tries (London 1.5m) man­aged more? Why is this? That is a piss-​poor turnout for a coun­try that is 50/50 on the war. The truth is ned, you rep­re­sent a small minor­ity of your coun­try, that is predi­nom­i­nantly pro-​war on many issues. Let’s face it, Iraq is pre­dom­i­nantly a show war as revenge for Sept 11th. A flex­ing of mus­cles to show that the boys are back in town. It will back­fire in such a big way for Amer­ica. Remem­ber bush is doing this in your name whether you like it or not).

    Amer­ica gen­er­ally is arguably fur­ther right in the polit­i­cal spec­trum than most coun­tries (Don’t com­pare me to people like Paul Wol­fowitz ? I would rather eat shot­gun pel­lets doused in diesel than be him). The truth is that Amer­i­can com­pa­nies SOLD (see that CAPS thing looks good) the stuff to him. The war is largely about con­trol of the middle east for amer­i­can inter­ests, and sur­round­ing. anti-​american arab coun­tries ie Syria to keep them in check. As a jour­nal­ist, I can’t wait to cover the open­ing of the first Mcdon­al­ads in Basra. A real tri­umph I beleive.

    To sum up anti-​US sen­ti­ment at the moment, a recent poll in France stated that 1 in 3 people wanted Saddam to win (I don’t agree). But I think that sums up the feel­ing in Europe at the moment. Scary.

  31. 31 Scarab

    Let me start out by saying i’ve down­loaded Think Tank, and despite the downer of a review on allmusic.com, i’m quite impressed. Stand-​out tracks right now are ambulance(outstanding track!) and sweet song.
    As for the argu­ment that has spawned, i’ll pref­ace this by saying that the fact is, most of the music that has influ­enced me over the years and that i’ve grown up loving and still love, is British. Led Zep­pelin got me into rock and roll and music in gen­eral. The Bea­t­les, Sab­bath, Billy Bragg, Deep Purple, Floyd, Bowie, and more recently Aphex Twin, Autechre, Square­pusher, Blur, Radiohead(my all-​time favourite band), and on and on…these bands are why i like music. But lets give Amer­ica credit where credit is due(i’m Cana­dian, not a fan of amer­i­can pol­i­tics at all, but what the hell does that have to do with music??). After all, rock and roll was born in amer­ica. Every­thing i like about British music today owes itself to that. Jazz, blues, blue­grass, dix­ieland, these are all part of a rich musi­cal his­tory in the coun­try. And there are plenty of amer­i­can rock bands today that are more than worth­while. Sure they tend to have a dif­fer­ent over­all sound and feel­ing than British rock, but that doesn’t mean they’re not good. The Strokes(ok, over­hyped, but i still like ‘em), the Shins, Inter­pol, Grandaddy, the Lips(their latest album is a clas­sic on par with any­thing i’ve heard out of britain, ever), and so on…That’s the beauty of music, dif­fer­ent places give birth to dif­fer­ent styles, and there’s ALWAYS good music to be found no matter where you are(even here in canada we’ve got a few good bands…check out the new pornog­ra­phers, esthero, the gand­har­vas, god­speed you black emperor to name a couple…ok, i can’t think of any more, we’re a small coun­try ok!), just keep an open mind :)

  32. 32 danno

    I love you guys.

  33. 33 Fraser

    What IS the song goes “why am I here, i’m here cause I got no fuck­ing choice, and fur­ther more…”

    If have no idea - prob­a­bly EVERY­ONE else knows !

  34. 34 nedward

    MY WHITE NOISE. It’s a hidden track at the end of the album.

  35. 35 Fraser

    Cool - ta, Ned­ward. It’s the best track on the album.

  36. 36 Dan

    Alex, I real­ize (realise, I don’t know) There are strong feel­ings in europe about the war, and maybe sixty or sev­enty per­cent of amer­ica are pas­sive, no think­ing, slobs. How­ever this does not change that fact that if I’m walk­ing down the street in london, people are treat­ing myself and intel­li­gent friends of mine like we’re mon­sters before we can open our mouthes. How is that dif­fer­ent from racism. I love Blur, and I don’t feel like there has to be com­pe­ti­tion between an excel­lent band like Blur and an Amer­i­can band like… well let me get back to you on that one. But I think we can all agree a lot of crap is pro­duced by any coun­try, unfor­tu­nately Amer­ica is more stream­lined to pass it on through to the top. I hope bad feel­ings can settle down between your coun­try and ours, intel­li­gent people in our coun­try have always enjoyed the U.K. and the rest of europe to this point and we don’t prefer to be lumped with anyone within the con­fines of our border. It’s a big coun­try, Cal­i­for­nia could break off and be it’s own coun­try and no one would notice.

    Later,

    Dan

  37. 37 Jeff

    Dan, Beck has been doing some good things lately, He’s got quite a range, and american.

    Jeff

    PS Love the blur album (sweet song is excellent)

  38. 38 Brother Beaks

    After hear­ing the new Blur Think Tank, I thought some­one was play­ing a joke on me. Then I real­ized it was seri­ous - this is the new record. And it is LAUGH­ABLE. It is a TRAV­ESTY. I never would have imag­ined a band who put out so many mas­ter­pieces could suck this bad. Damon needs to stick to his monkey (er, gorilla) busi­ness. He killed the invalu­able rela­tion­ship with the group’s heart and soul, one Mr. Coxam. Then bring­ing in the bloated, over-​produced knob-​hobbling Fatboy Slim just cried for mis­teps. I was VERY will­ing to give the new line-​up a go, so I didn’t make any judge­ments until I lis­tened to every use­less note on Think Tank (who’s title gets more ironic by the second; some­one wasn’t think­ing much this time about).

    I will con­tinue to embrace the sheer wonder of Blur’s early work, but with this new junk, I am going to warn my friends not to buy the new D. Albarn Band album.

    To the art of yes­ter­year,
    Brother Beaks

  39. 39 Zeeshan

    Wow!!! some heated debate going on between you guys…I agree with Alex almost 90%. Amer­i­cans have adopted this strat­egy to dom­i­nate any field..be it music or pol­i­tics and thats true. How sur­pris­ing is it that Amer­i­cans still havent found Saddam and Bin Ladin and yet they appear on TV every now then….wouldnt you people agree that Amer­i­can FBI can find even a cat if it gets lost in any city in the world. If you people have watched the Placebo interivew on MTV Europe…they men­tioned that the Amer­i­can sat­telite on which they shot their video “Bitter End” was used to mon­i­tor and radar the British broad­cast­ing net­works. Thats what Amer­ica is. The war itself is a hype….a masacre of lives just to be polit­i­cally strong. Where are we headed?? well I guess I’m get­ting too much polit­i­cal now but cant help it.
    Well the argu­ment over British bands Vs the Amer­i­can Bands….I belive music is not con­trolled by media be it Amer­i­can or British. The only good thing that has hap­pened in the recent years is MTV 2, though I dont have it in my coun­try but I’ve down­loaded loads of videos and they have all been cap­tured from MTV 2. To be very honest I have been a great great fan of British music for ex. Suede, Pulp, Blur, Radio­head and the list just goes on. It was until 3 months ago I dis­cov­ered an entirely new genre Indie Rock. Its been around for years now but I didnt know about it until now. There are thou­sands of Amer­i­can Indie Rock bands that are under­gound Gods but yet to be explored. The Flam­ing Lips, Pave­ment, Eels and so. I know they have sold records but how many…thats the ques­tion. They are not money hungry jerks who would make a record…get a 10 mil­lion dollar record deal and after the record sells mil­lion, they will have no prob­lem living in a palace and let their chil­dren drive the expen­sive Fer­raris and BMWs. Thats what music indus­try has become….a hype itself. Yet we need to explore and thats what we are doing. Take care everyone.

    Chao
    Zeeshan

  40. 40 Zeeshan

    wooops….made a mis­take.
    “music is not con­trolled by media”….it was sup­posed to be music IS con­troleld by media.

    Zee­shan

  41. 41 nedward

    Alright Alright. I think I am start­ing to under­stand the per­spec­tive here.

    For those who assume there is an Amer­i­can con­spir­acy to rule the world, please remem­ber that we have some of the strongest pro­tec­tions of free speech and per­sonal lib­erty in the world — Europe included.

    Of course, Mr. Bush is trying to dis­man­tle them one-by-one, but I assure you that there are mil­lions in this coun­try that will fight to the end for Amer­i­can values both here and overseas.

    I think there is a dis­con­nect between the way we live at home, and the way our gov­ern­ment behaves abroad… No ques­tion. Mr. Bush cannot tell the Gov­er­nor of Mass­a­chu­setts what to do, unlike in the par­lia­men­tary system. But, he is unchecked on the world stage.

    There are mil­lions in Amer­ica who crit­i­cized the US for back­ing tyrants in Pak­istan, Iraq and cen­tral Amer­ica over the years. Where is the Euro­pean public opin­ion con­cern­ing the Euro­pean goverments’ patron­age of these tyrants? I never hear any­thing about that from Euro­pean media.

    Mr. Chirac is dis­tract­ing his people from the fact that his gov­ern­ment and those pre­vi­ous invested bil­lions of dol­lars in these regimes. And, he’d like to get some of it back.

    WHY DO I ALLOW MYSELF TO GET DRAWN INTO THESE ARGUMENTS?

  42. 42 Max

    Think Tank is a bril­liant album. It’s taken quite a few lis­tens for me to get used to it, but I think it’s all finally sink­ing in. ‘Good Song’, for me, is the best song on the album - there’s just so much feel­ing in the vocals.

    How the hell do I access the hidden track at the end? I’ve been trying for yonks.

  43. 43 Alex

    back with a ven­gance then Ned. Nice to see that it has devel­oped into a debate that every­one can join in. i admit I was a bit harsh about Amer­i­can music but when you com­pare the two, i still believe there is con­test. As for saying that all music is inspired by blues, jazz etc, it is partly true but then you could say that Jazz musi­cians were influ­enced by clas­si­cal com­posers - mozart etc. That con­ver­sa­tion could go on for­ever.
    As for the ‘War on Terror’, I am get­ting slightly fed up with your gen­eral con­sen­sus that Bush isn’t doing it in your name. He is, and will con­tinue to do so, until you realise that he is Demo­c­ra­t­i­cally elected to rep­re­sent your inter­ests. And in a way, he’s doing a damn good job. Unfor­tu­nately in the process, he is piss­ing every other remotely for­ward think­ing nation off in the process. If you are start­ing to get flus­tered at anti-​american sen­ti­ment in London now, i would get ready for a rough ride. There will be another 9/11 and it will kill more people, but this time it will make amer­i­can offi­cials like wol­fowitz etc realise that this prob­lem WILL NOT dis­ap­pear. Some would sug­gest that you look to root of this prob­lem - Aggres­sive for­eign policy. As for Chirac, he made a stand, got side­lined by the US, and will be a guage for Anti-​american sen­ti­ment for­ever. Finan­cially he stood to ben­e­fit but then who doesn’t in this equa­tion. At least he made the right deci­sion. With democ­racy already flour­ish­ing, I’ve counted two retired amer­i­can gen­er­als run­ning Iraq already, regime change never looked so good. Roll on Syria. Bush is a fuck­ing lia­bil­ity and Rums­feld is a sorry excuse for an indi­vid­ual. Amer­ica is get­ting a richly deserved wake up call. And also, if you’re all so opposed to it then get out and do some­thing about, let baby bush realsie that the next elec­tion will be fought on his inabil­ity to live in the world. You all seem to forget that the UK was once a super­power invad­ing nations for rea­sons of ‘democracy’. Look at it now.

  44. 44 Scarab

    Just to clar­ify, i cer­tainly never said all music was inspired by blues and jazz ;) That being said, obvi­ously influ­ences go back to the stone age if you follow them long enough, prob­a­bly start­ing with the music of nature itself being mimic’d by some apes :)
    Now as for the Amer­i­can “indie” music vs. British music…i think because they are so dif­fer­ent in feel, it’s very hard, or next to impos­si­ble to com­pare them. At least to my ears that is the case. Hence, i really don’t think one can be said to be objec­tively better than the other, it’s really all about taste. How­ever, there is a point to be made which i’m prob­a­bly not qual­i­fied to make, but let me throw it out there, per­haps someone(Alex?) could shed some light on it. It seems to me that as far as “chart” music goes, the British prob­a­bly have better taste. There isn’t too much good rock/music in gen­eral on the Amer­i­can charts that is worth a damn. I think taste is driven by soci­ety, and when your soci­ety prays to the cor­po­rate god as much as America(and Canada) does, you end up with cor­po­rate music fill­ing the air­waves. I’m not sure how dif­fer­ent it is in Britain though.
    As for the war thing, i think you’re absolutely right Alex, Bush is fuck­ing up bad. Real bad. And it will likely bite not him, but his coun­try, in the ass long after his pres­i­dency is over unless it is rec­ti­fied. How­ever, the com­ment about the amer­i­cans who don’t sup­port him being pow­er­less has merit. Britain went right along with the US despite public dis­s­ap­proval and demon­stra­tions. Apart from voting against such lead­ers in the fol­low­ing elec­tion, what can one REALLY do on an indi­vid­ual level?(this isn’t a rhetor­i­cal ques­tion, any insight would be welcome)

  45. 45 alex

    I’m not anyway qual­i­fied to talk about the protest thing but lob­by­ing your MP, or Amer­i­can equiv­a­lent, is the best thing to do. protest­ing in the streets. Large, organ­ised peace­ful protests make gov­ern­ments shit them­selves. Vio­lent protest backs their point up. That the left is just a bunch of unruly, scruffy stu­dents The labour party here offi­cially shat itself when 1 mil­lion people marched through london… What­ever has hap­pened in Iraq, if Bush decides that he’s going to Syria, you just watch Blair dis­ap­pear. It is polit­i­cal sui­cide for him.
    I think it was Ned’s inabil­ity to grasp that gen­er­ally, Amer­ica is much fur­ther right than most west­ern coun­tries and the price will be paid. Not for a year or so, but in the future.

    At this pre­cise moment in time, i think British chart music has much more taste than America’s. But it is being Amer­i­can­ised by the day. That is what pisses eng­lish people off about Amer­ica, not any­thing else.

    Can American’s please realise that they are REP­RE­SENTED by their gov­ern­ment. I’d be pretty pissed if I was Amer­i­can now. Turn off pro­pa­ganda sta­tions like FOX and start sup­port­ing that are trying to do the right thing… mags like adbusters, I work for a mag in eng­land called Dazed and Con­fused, they recently pritned an anti war issue… doing stuff like that I reckon? Sorry, that soudned liek a sales pitch, it wasn’t meant to be…

  46. 46 Olly

    That Brother Breaks dude posted exactly the same post on another site. Lit­er­ally cut and paste…

    Not my place to judge tho’.

  47. 47 Alex

    Dear Ned,

    I haven’t had a chance to check this recently but I’m a little dis­ap­pointed that you haven’t replied. Just a quick one your point about why there is no cov­er­age of Euro­pean patron­age of rogue states. YOU ARE WRONG. If it wasn’t for a lib­eral, free think­ing media in Europe with papers like the Guardian etc we wouldn’t having this con­ver­sa­tion, because the world be run by people like Mur­doch and who­ever the fuck owns every sta­tion in the U.S. Fuck­ing hell ned, for a “25 year old Web Professional” you sure talk some bol­locks.
    As far as I can see, the US has Michael Moore as their sole resp­re­sen­ta­tive on planet earth. The rest of the media sold out years ago… adbreaks every 5 min­utes make sure of it. I realise that irony is not an amer­i­can strong­point, but do you under­stand? Watch­ing amer­i­can ‘news’ is like watch­ing an adver­to­r­ial. I mean only in the US can you put a banner head­line called ‘War on Saddam’ that was hastily changed from ‘War on Iraq’ when a phonecall came into Fox from dubya. Don’t you get it? It’s no use being a 25 year old web pro­fes­sional when you fail to grasp that morally, the US is rotten to the core. It has to be to make the amount of money it makes.

    As for your pro­tec­tion of speech, most coun­tries have that anyway. But theydon’t bang on about it as though it’s some­thing they invented. And the cur­rent plan to med­icate clin­i­cally unsta­ble death row con­victs in Texas in order to exe­cute them kind of throws your ‘freedom’ slightly out of the water.
    Ned, you’re so out of your depth it’s unbeleive­able. Having just read your posts ear­lier, it’s you making the gen­er­al­i­sa­tions not me. I apol­o­gise to every­one else that has to read this, but it’s igno­rant twats like this, making igno­rant, ill con­cieved com­ments on their own web­sites that is every­thing that’s wrong with the world. I strongly sug­gest that you take your cod-​liberal, ‘I recycle’ judge­ments and shove them up yo’ ass. (see i’m street too)

    Later, loser.

  48. 48 Nedward

    Alex, let me bullet these points out for you, on the off chance that you’d actu­ally read what I say:

    A) Mur­doch is British.

    B) I love read­ing the Guardian.

    C) Liberal-​thinking people should refrain from reac­tionary name-​calling. Douche-​bag.

    D) I’ve repeat­edly said that I agree with much of what you say… while you’ve not given an inch.

    E) Not all Lib­er­als want Michael Moore speak­ing for them… he’s like a Rush Lim­baugh for the Left.

    F) Amer­ica did invent free speech (includ­ing free­dom of the press), though our Bill of Rights builds on it’s Eng­lish predecessor.

    G) If I’m so igno­rant, enlighten me – what’s your edu­ca­tion? I have a B.A. in His­tory and Polit­i­cal Sci­ence from Boston University… It’s not Har­vard, for sure, but I doubt you learned those scrappy rhetor­i­cal skills at Oxford.

    H) I’ve been iron­i­cal since before it was fash­ion­able. You’re the one being all serious………

    H) Why the fuck are we talk­ing about this shit, when I didn’t even bring it up??? I want to talk about the new Blur album being kick-​ass. ok?

  49. 49 danno

    Close. Murdoch’s Aus­tralian, which is like being British only with slightly better teeth and a predilec­tion for thievery.

  50. 50 nedward

    hahahah. thanks for the cor­rec­tion. but is Alex a fuckup or what? He must be writ­ing on his computer-​hour at the mental hospital.

  51. 51 Olly

    Watch it Noddy / Neddy, what­ever, that’s the sub-​editor of Dazed and Con­fused you’re talk­ing about there. Not some Amer­i­can random who pro­duces a web­site ded­i­cated to his own opin­ions.
    Now I’m not taking sides here, but its quite appar­ent that this whole argu­ment has devel­oped from not lis­ten­ing to each other, and both having opin­ions that you want the other person to refute, so you can call them big­oted and ill-​informed.
    You’re both well informed, and though you have the facts and fig­ures, you haven’t expe­ri­enced each other’s sit­u­a­tions at all so this argu­ment has degen­er­ated into name-​calling.
    I doubt that makes sense, but I was out late yes­ter­day watch­ing a band called Hot Hot Heat who are Cana­dian and fuck­ing rock. They were sup­ported also by Har Mar Super­star who is always good for a laugh. This is the kind of music people should be get­ting behind, new music that deserves the atten­tion, whether its British, Amer­i­can or any­thing else.
    My inter­est in Think Tank lies mainly in the art­work, pro­duced by Banksy, as I haven’t yet heard much of the album. I’m sure it’ll be quite inter­est­ing to listen to, but won’t stand out much.

  52. 52 Nedward

    Olly, nice lap dog you make. Alex is as much a jour­nal­ist as Pres­i­dent Bush is eloquent.

    Read­ing some Amer­i­can music mag­a­zine reviews, THINK TANK got some good reviews:

    Rolling Stone: 4 stars
    Spin: A

    And they both say prac­ti­cally the same thing I did… that Blur is dif­fer­ent with­out Graham Coxon, but that Damon is the essen­tial part of the band, and the record doesn’t suffer with­out Coxon’s input.

    But, go see for your­self. The album comes out tomor­row, May 6.

  53. 53 Who

    gives

    a

    fuck

  54. 54 me

    I think Blur needs needs a restrain­ing order issued against their instru­ments after this album. In fact, it is so hor­ri­ble the next one should be free. I can’t get into it.

    The tides between the UK and US roll between each other every 7-10 years. In the early 90’s it was grunge. Mid-​late 90s it was rock/pop blur, oasis, etc. Now it is the White Stripes, Inter­pol, etc.

  55. 55 Nedward

    I can’t say enough about the art direc­tion by Banksy. Truly top notch.

    And, in the spe­cial edi­tion CD, we’re treated to pages and pages of Damon’s ama­teur­ish doo­dles and lyric sheets. Fas­ci­nat­ing – espe­cially “Sweet Song”, which has some more per­sonal lines (about Graham?) that weren’t used in the final lyric.

  56. 56 nedward

    More pos­i­tive press clippings:

    Guardian reviews Blur LIVE at the Asto­ria, London: 5 Stars

    Time Mag­a­zine’s review:

    “The open­ing track, Ambu­lance ? which would sit easily on David Bowie’s Low ? begins with a dec­la­ra­tion: “I ain’t got noth­ing to be scared of.” And Albarn does seem musi­cally fear­less. Think Tank is often exper­i­men­tal but never jar­ring, mixing synth and acoustic picking.”

    New York News­day on “Think Tank”:

    “‘Think Tank’ is Blur’s best album since its debut ‘Leisure,’ brim­ming with new ideas and bun­dles of energy tem­pered by Albarn’s grow­ing musi­cal knowledge.”

    The BBC raves:

    “Would Think Tank be any good? …the answer is yes. Think Tank… sounds utterly con­fi­dent, sure-​footed, and, in some ways, defi­ant. “

    Mel­bourne Herald Sun gets catty (which I don’t condone):

    “Not being on “Think Tank” is Coxon’s loss. Albarn hasn’t had to point out it’s Blur’s best album; the media are doing it for him.”

  57. 57 JamesUK

    but graham wasn’t on crazy beat…..so i would apol­o­gise to your girl­friend if i were you :p

  58. 58 Nedward

    Easy for you to say, now… heh… :-D

    I was just guess­ing, on my ear. It appears, I was wrong about that.

  59. 59 HAZEL_COXON

    I’M LISTENING….I GOT NO A OPIN­ION YET…BUT I LIKE IT….IT SOUNDS STRANGE…
    AMBU­LANCE IS A JEWEL
    BUT IN A FEW MONTHS…..I’LL SAY EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA SAY

  60. 60 alex

    Thanks Ned, all’s fine in the mental insti­tu­tion. Don’t get day­light much but the food’s great, well it is ever since they took my teeth out so I can’t chew it. I caught the bullet points, and although I’m sure you know what letter comes after H, let me point it out again. It’s I. As in, ‘I tire of your point­less sabre rattling.’

    It’s obvi­ously been pointed out that Murdoch’s aus­tralian, and lives in the US mainly due to restric­tions of cross media own­er­ship. Not a prob­lem in the US. And why should “Liberal” people refrain from reac­tionary name-​calling? As for free speech, you were the first to ‘Write it down’ not invent it. And you read the Guardian, wow it’s like a reg­u­lar left wing party over there isn’t it. Bar the morals, of course. And if you are so pissed at this dis­cus­sion why are you both­er­ing to reply, and you crack me up the way you always put ‘Why do i always enter into these dicussions’ like some bemused come­dian. Nobody’s lis­ten­ing chief.

    As for the uni­ver­sity stuff, no idea what you mean really. I didn’t get my degree at Oxford or Cam­bridge, it has made little dif­fer­ence to my life so far. But i’ll keep you posted. I don’t think i have to point out that some of the most dan­ger­ous people in the world have been edu­cated at oxford, har­vard, etc… And sorry to point this out but if you ded­i­cate a web­site to your views, don’t get tetchy when people reply with their own opin­ion. Or just take the site off the web all together. Either way, everyone’s happy.

    I do read your posts ned, the prob­lem is they’re invari­ably bollocks.

  61. 61 alex

    Now that’s what Free­dom of Speech is… Dufus.

  62. 62 olli

    just stum­bled across this page, and to be honest, was quite impressed by what i’ve seen. what started off as a few hap­haz­ard com­ments about a good album has sparked into quite an inter­est­ing con­ver­sa­tion, which is, let’s face it, far more interesting.

    i am a brit, and whilst cur­rently despis­ing the amer­i­can for­eign policy and the atti­tudes and arro­gance of the US estab­lish­ment, i do not feel it is fair to hold all amer­i­cans respon­si­ble. tony blair is not exactly a states­man to be proud of, seeing as he is simply a war-​mongering, pan­der­ing lap-​dog to bush. he may be rather more elo­quent, but per­haps this serves only to make him more dangerous.

    i also have to point out that at first i was a little dis­ap­pointed by the turnout for the NY demon­stra­tion, i then realised upon fur­ther thought that the main reason for this is that whilst amer­ica is much larger coun­try (both in pop­u­la­tion and area) it is far more sparsely pop­u­lated. in the uk people trav­elled from the north and south­west to take part, but remem­ber that eng­land is the same size as new york state, so a com­par­i­son is not really valid.

    i imag­ine that there is mass apathy in the US, but the same exists here (look at the turnout of the last local elections!).

    onto the music thing, i feel that it is wrong to accuse amer­i­cans of just turn­ing out shit bands such as limp bizkit et al, when there is a thriv­ing under­ground of inter­est­ing artists and projects, just as there is here in the uk. most amer­i­can mate­r­ial in the charts is, indeed, shit, but all the good stuff is avail­able to buy over here. all this sug­gests is that it is the record buying public that have no taste when they rush out to buy slip­knot albums in their thou­sands, but sonic youth and tor­toise LPs can only limp into the top 100 if they’re lucky.

    i work for a small but very well respected inde­pen­dent label in london who receive rave reviews across the world, but still strug­gle to sell a couple of thou­sand albums (aside from our last release which did rather well).

    per­haps who we should be blam­ing is the playlis­ters at radio 1 and co, who pro­gram shit all day long, and hence ensure the charts are packed with the same banal crap. sure, we have bas­tions of hope like mr peel (and res­o­nance fm, but let’s face it, how many people listen to it). i don’t feel it’s fair to blame a nation for shoddy musi­cal output, when the only reason it’s pop­u­lar here is because it is the UK res­i­dents who are buying it. to be fair, much of the UK’s exported music is pretty damned embar­rass­ing (robbie williams, cold­play, oasis, the stereo-​fucking phonics…i could go on for days).

    anyway, besides all that, on the way to the club is think tank’s stand out track.

    cheers
     olli

  63. 63 Alex

    One ques­tion. Why are the british charts so pol­luted with man­u­fac­tured rub­bish pro­duced in Britain? Answer: to com­pete with the man­u­fac­tured rub­bish pro­duced in Amer­ica pro­duced for our charts. It’s all very well being diplo­matic olli, but as we’ve seen recently… diplo­macy gets you nowhere. We are second in the chain of con­sump­tion when it comes to Amer­i­can pop music. We rep­re­sent a crit­i­cal mile­stone rather than a sales one. But all the same, major US bands/singers are flooded into the British market and it affects young talent here. No ques­tion.
    Unfor­tu­nately Olli, I think Amer­ica has a lot to answer for. An out­wardly aggres­sive, arro­gant policy to toward for­eign states should be responded to with aggres­sive, arro­gant argu­ments against. What was left of a left wing in Amer­ica has died on its arse largely due to the apathy and wet­ness. The facts stand that the right wing has a much better PR machine than the left. It’s market forces and ideals that are the centre of modern pol­i­tics now ? and Amer­ica is def­i­nitely to blame for that. As for the turnouts at marches, it’s a geo­graph­i­cal ideal but it doesn’t ring true morally. It was just a shit turnout.

    Yeh, we are a lap dog to Bush. We have little choice. Increas­ingly inde­ci­sive about Europe, need­ing mil­i­tary pro­tec­tion we have nowhere else to turn. You could see in Blair’s eyes he knew Iraq was the wrong move… but what could he do? You saw the threat of sanc­tions against France after GW2. You’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. The only reason I got pissed with little Neddy here is because he’s argu­ments are flawed and frankly pretty naive.

    So If you want to call me ‘reactionary’ toward amer­ica at the moment then fine. I think they deserve it. And I mean that as a country… whole­sale. Vote him out and do some­thing useful or shut up. And stop pre­tend­ing that he didn’t win 60 odd per­cent of the vote. the pres­i­dent is your ambas­sador to the world - you do the maths.

    As for music, you’re british olli. Deep down you agree with me even if you can’t admit it in type… ha ha…

  64. 64 Annie

    I seri­ously dig Blur’s new album. Anyway, I saw them at the Las Vegas show and it was fan­tas­tic! What a great experience!

  65. 65 nismokeysean

    Have bought every Blur album ever but really pissed as my com­puter is my music centre, are the band and the record com­pany that stupid they don?t real­ize that buy sell­ing albums that wont play on cd drives the fans will be retun­ing albums to shops and never buying any­thing from the band again. I per­son­ally always buy music rather than down­load cause i like the art­work, lyrics etc and to lazy to learn how to dl it. How­ever if as it appears there is no way for me to play this album on my comp, the album is going back to the shop and from now on ille­gal DL”s for all my blur needs. Great job on alien­at­ing fans and turn­ing what could be the album which gives you the main­stream suc­cess in Amer­ica you pre­tend not to want(despite the tours) instead into the album that will lose you loyal fans that have been with you from the start. Did the fact about one in four people now use their comp as music centre and that many of these people myself included no longer own a stereo/hifl system or can afford to own one not cross their minds?, not even a mes­sage on cover like wont play on cd drives… plus the 3 minute film you get instead of the album when played on comp absolutely SUCKS…..ahh that?s better had to get that out. If I am wrong and the album can be played on comp and I am doing some­thing wrong some­body please let me know but I don?t think this is the case

  66. 66 nismokeysean

    Found this site when look­ing for info on blur cd prob­lem must say Alex/Ned spat is great to read at 4am stoned. Anyway here is my badly writ­ten pen­nies worth (Alex note I am point­ing out my bad gram­mar and punc­tu­a­tion now before you do) which reminds me one of the main rea­sons for my poor Eng­lish is that it should not be my nat­ural lan­guage but it is because your coun­try while ruling my coun­try Ire­land impris­oned and mur­dered people for speak­ing or learn­ing their native tongue Gaelic. So climb done of your high horse as Eng­land com­mit­ted unspeak­able atroc­i­ties for the cause of empire (Ire­land and India are exam­ples any third party reader can easily find out about) but most Eng­lish people don?t know it or do not want to acknowl­edge it and still talk about the good old days of the glo­ri­ous empire ha-​ha. This men­tal­ity still exists today in rela­tion to North­ern Ire­land Bloody Sunday and the recent BBC Panorama show about col­lu­sion between British army and Loy­al­ist murder gangs mur­der­ing inno­cent people are exam­ples of this. Anyway went a bit off track there but that seems to be the norm here. Back on the sub­ject of the US debate going on I have a good under­stand­ing of both sides as I am from Alex?s side of the pond but cur­rently living in Boston Mass­a­chu­setts. The state­ment above was done to prove a point that it is very easy to blame an indi­vid­ual in this case Ned for the actions of a leader of their coun­try, using Alex?s logic Alex is respon­si­ble for what his coun­try has done and con­tin­ues to do in my land so if Alex wants to know what Ned is doing about Bush then equally I want to know what he is doing about above. So while I agree totally with Alex on Iraq, Amer­i­can for­eign policy and impos­ing ones cul­ture on others, he should remem­ber the saying people in glasshouses. To cor­rect an ear­lier igno­rant post bush actu­ally did not get 60% of the vote as claimed and actu­ally got less votes than gore. The rea­sons he is in power are as fol­lows. The Elec­toral Col­lege system that gives states with more cows than people same power as metrop­o­lis states like NY or Cal­i­for­nia. plus a mis­guided Jewish back­lash in Florida against Clinton/Gore Israeli poli­cies which made the cru­cial dif­fer­ence and a right wing major­ity on the supreme court which cemented him in power. While on the sub­ject of igno­rance, Amer­i­can politi­cians where referred to as their MP equiv­a­lents, umm a non igno­rant person would know mem­bers off US upper par­lia­ment are called con­gress­men. How­ever I find all of what Alex says about Amer­i­can media true and the aver­age Amer­i­can needs to real­ize that the likes of Murdoch?s fox news are just right wing pro­pa­ganda in the same vein as Iraqi state TV and that jour­nal­ists are not sup­posed to tell the news with a slant but from a third party per­spec­tive giving unbi­ased cov­er­age off all sides opin­ions and then should let the people decide for them­selves good exam­ples of this being the BBC and Canal +. This neu­tral report­ing is miss­ing in USA and has been since Amer­ica licked its wounds after Viet­nam and was badly miss­ing during build up to Iraq espe­cially in Un/France spat where they fed the public the untrue view France was pro Saddam for­get­ting they where first to commit troops in first Iraq war and in action in Afghanistan. In real­ity France just trusted their intel­li­gence on Iraqi weapons of mass destruc­tion more than Amer­i­cas as France has a high Arab pop­u­la­tion and had done a better job at infil­trat­ing Iraqi system. I how­ever think Ned knows this and would like his fellow coun­try­men to as well so abus­ing him wont solve igno­rance on this issue and gen­eral Amer­i­can igno­rance on world issues and their role in the world, plus because people believe what they see on the news aver­age Joe Bloggs in US does not real­ize they are being misled with c span being the only neu­tral war cov­er­age we had here. If more Amer­i­cans knew they where not always get­ting the full story and that Amer­i­can sta­tions where trying to hard to be more patri­otic than their com­peti­tors at expense of fair report­ing you would see a dif­fer­ent out­look on things as I have seen in my flat mates here who watch the BBC news on inter­net with me every night. So blame the right wing silent take over off power here not the people who don?t real­ize it has hap­pened and just be grate­ful for being lucky enough to have the inde­pen­dently minded BBC who set the bench­mark for fair broad­cast­ing in Britain with­out them Alex I fear our side off the waters media would slide to the right to and you would not be able to get all worked up as you also would lack knowl­edge of world affairs and other cul­tures like so many here?..more to say but off to bed hope Alex under­stands better why people here have views they have and hope Ned and other Amer­i­cans can see thought the fog and take back their media and gov­ern­ment from far far right and big busi­ness inter­ests where major com­pa­nies like Mon­santo, oil com­pa­nies and arms man­u­fac­tur­ers basi­cally get to decide policy in return for bank ruling elec­tion cam­paigns usu­ally to the detri­ment of ordi­nary Amer­i­cans, the world and the planet we live on?..(before anyone points it out the first part of post the blur rant has been cut and pasted into blur offi­cial web­site as well

  67. 67 Nedward

    nismokeysean, that has to be the fun­ni­est thing I have read in a long time – i wish more stoned people at 4am would com­ment on pol­i­tics, cul­ture, and media…

    at least you under­stand the dif­fer­ence between an indi­vid­ual and a gov­ern­ment – espe­cially when the indi­vid­ual is doing his best in the opposition.

    As I said, I prob­a­bly agreed with a lot of what Alex said, except for his irra­tional anti-​American tirades.

    Why should I have to be ashamed of being Amer­i­can? Who gets to decide what “American” means, anyway? I’d rather define my own mean­ing of the word, and I don’t want Mr. Bush speak­ing for me.

  68. 68 Alex

    Northern Ire­land is surely whole new world of shit though. Started by the british and then, funded by, er, those crazy Yanks! (they get every­where) As for the empire build­ing of GB, that was dare I say quite a few years ago. And not that I con­done it, but things were slightly dif­fer­ent then Sean. You know, about the same time the Death Penalty was still legal in the UK, and still is in the US! I took a dis­lik­ing to Ed because of his psuedo-​academic ram­blings that have given friends I’ve told about it quite a laugh. My point in all of these quotes was: It is about time that they realised the amount of anti-​US sen­ti­ment that has been cre­ated in the rest of the world. And Ned’s rea­son­ing that “Bush doesn’t speak for me” frankly doesn’t wash. Tony Blair speaks for me because he’s the face of Great Britain in terms of pol­i­tics. I might not agree but he’s demo­c­ra­t­i­cally elected. The amount of pain, anguish and let’s face it… death they’re caus­ing in the name of West­ern ideals. They have opened up pos­si­bly one of the worst con­flicts in an already demol­ished region, and caused one of the biggest polit­i­cal inquiries in british polit­i­cal his­tory since Pro­fumo. They’ve split the U.N, ignored NATo, offended China, ditched Kyoto, passed leg­is­la­tion to drill for oil in pro­tected land in the North, kept numer­ous people in Guan­tanamo Bay with­out trial or expla­na­tion, reignited the Israel/palestine fued, opened the first Burger King in Bagdhad air­port, ignored the plight in Liberia (cos let’s face it, there’s no fuck­ing oil there), installed a comedic, puppet gov­ern­ment in Iraq, com­pletely screwed the polic­ing process in Iraq… I mean the list is end­less. Ignore what I say, just look at the facts. They’re all true. And now, after all that, there’s talk of re-​electing the twat. Suck­ahs for punishment?

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