Full Throttle Boredom

Lucy looking juicyChar­lie’s Angels: Full Throt­tle is the most point­less movie I have ever paid mon­ey to see… and, yes, I did see Show­girls in the cinema.

Some­one explain to me what the hell this movie is about — because I have no clue. Here are my questions:
  • Who is that “Leo” kid?
  • Why is there unre­al­is­tic CGI fight scenes every 35 seconds?
  • Who is Bruce Willis’ character?
  • Why did that guy from the X‑Files sud­den­ly switch sides?
  • For a fol­lowup, why did Crispin Glover switch sides?
  • Why is Drew Bar­ry­more in Mexico?
  • Why does Demi Moore play with her gun like she’s nev­er touched one before?
  • When did Justin Ther­oux get jacked? Seri­ous­ly, he’s got some muscles.
  • Why does Bernie Mac turn into more and more of a car­i­ca­ture, as he gets more famous?
  • And yet, why was I laugh­ing at his one-liners?
  • What are those fuck­ing rings, and why would such low-lev­el gov­ern­ment work­ers have them?

That’s all I got right now. Oh, and one more thing: I think Lucy Liu is incred­i­ble– but I hope she has bet­ter mate­r­i­al in Kill Bill.

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