Smart-Target

I peed into a plas­tic cup this morn­ing for the first time since my job appli­ca­tion to Wilson Farms con­ve­nience store, when I was six­teen years-​old.

Why, you ask?

Well, some friends and I are going to spend the week­end dri­ving a Smart­Car around Boston, dressed in Target logos from head-to-toe. We’re sup­posed to make our­selves seen to all of the return­ing col­lege kids, remind­ing them that there is a cheap place to dress up that gray-​brick dorm room. I’m 26 years-​old, so this is a bit embarassing.

But, It’s only 2 days, I’ll be a couple hun­dred dol­lars richer, and I get to tear around town in a car that is roughly 1/6 the size of your aver­age SUV. Should be safe…

Last year, they gave my friends Target Vespas — but, there was an acci­dent or two… appar­ently it’s safer to shill on 4-wheels.

2 Responses to “Smart-Target”


  • That actu­ally sounds kindof fun, in a strange way.

    Got to say it’s a good idea and you have to admire what Target has done with their brand…

  • yes, its seems to be a trend of late for ‘low end’ type brands to try to look a bit classier. those of low eco­nomic means can still appre­ci­ate aesthetics

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