Neighborhood Envy, Gossip Girl in Carroll Gardens

I’m no stranger to neighborhood-​envy, but it’s nice to hear some directed our way:

Gossip Girl Invades Car­roll Gar­dens, Olds Are Befud­dled, Enraged »

I’m going to refer to my neigh­bors as “Smith Street whip­sters (wealthy hip­sters)”, uniron­i­cally and with zero self-​awareness, from now on.