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Mother’s History of Birds

My col­league and friend Elliott Malkin just fin­ished his short sub­ject doc­u­men­tary, Mother’s His­tory of Birds, the third film in his family tril­ogy. In it, he tells the story of his mother through her pet birds. (I love Roberta’s taste in eyewear.)

Also, if you haven’t seen it, check out his home movie reconstructions.

Persepolis

Persepolis

From A.O. Scott’s review:

“Perse­po­lis” is a simple story told by simple means. Like Mar­jane Satrapi’s book, on which it is based, the film, directed by Ms. Satrapi and Vin­cent Paron­naud, con­sists essen­tially of a series of mono­chrome draw­ings, their bold black lines washed with nuances of gray. The pic­tures are arranged into the chron­i­cle of a young girl’s coming of age in dif­fi­cult times, a tale that unfolds with such grace, intel­li­gence and charm that you almost take the won­drous aspects of its exe­cu­tion for granted.

I loved Perse­po­lis… the Iran­ian Rev­o­lu­tion was a curi­ous thing to study, in col­lege. Through­out the middle part of the last cen­tury, with the Cold War raging, the expec­ta­tion for “Rev­o­lu­tion” was nearly always a marx­ist con­cern. Even little Marjane’s rel­a­tives in Perse­po­lis expected the Pro­le­tariat to pre­vail. What was new and unique in Iran was the rise of a reac­tionary, reli­gious author­ity – that no one in the West, (and also the lib­eral elite in Iran), saw coming…

But as inter­est­ing as the pol­i­tics in the film are, this is still pri­mar­ily the story of a young girl, and her per­sonal jour­ney. I loved Ms. Satrapi’s depic­tion of her anar­chist friends in Vienna, (where she attended French board­ing school). These Euro­peans embraced her in part because of her expe­ri­ence with rev­o­lu­tion and war, but they had no clue about the per­sonal cost of this expe­ri­ence. Teenaged Mar­jane strug­gles with her iden­tity, while they laugh behind her back. And in the end, we’re not quite sure that she comes out on top.

Perse­po­lis is a jour­ney worth taking, and the ani­ma­tion really is wonderful.

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Halloween 2007

In 3D!

We cel­e­brated Hal­loween a little dif­fer­ent this year – by watch­ing Tim Burton’s The Night­mare Before Christ­mas in 3D. Thanks to Becca for the idea, and for get­ting the tickets.

I haven’t seen this movie since it came out almost 15 years ago, but it really is an ani­ma­tion clas­sic. The stop motion method looks just as cutting-​edge and inspir­ing as any­thing done by Pixar in the past few years, and I love the many homages to Beetle­juice and other Burton films, (details here). [from iPhone]

We saw it at the Pavil­ion Park Slope, but I think that it is up in other the­aters around the city this week. More photos below the fold.

Con­tinue read­ing ‘Halloween 2007′

Splat!

It’s been nearly 24-hours since I relaunched this weblog, and the feed­back has been encour­ag­ing. Thanks to every­one who emailed or left a comment.

I talked last night about my desire to use a typo­graph­i­cal grid for this design, but I also knew that this had the poten­tial to look quite anti­sep­tic and ster­ile. I thought of the com­ment that David Carson makes in the Hel­vetica film, as he points to the word “caffeinated” that has been printed out in Hel­vetica Black and hung on the wall next to other iden­ti­cal look­ing words: “This doesn’t say ‘caf­feinated’!” To avoid the trap, I needed to work in a design ele­ment that would make things a little more interesting.

Con­tinue read­ing ‘Splat!’

“No Reservations”

Went to the Common today to see a total chick flick: No Reser­va­tions [NY Times Review], star­ring Cather­ine Zeta-​Jones and Aaron Eck­hart. I fig­ured, hey, I’ve got lots of expired AMC The­aters gift cer­tifi­cates sit­ting around that have to be accepted in Mass­a­chu­setts by law, and I’ve got time… why not?

This film is a quiet, under­stated emo­tional tri­umph. Sure, we all love to watch Mrs. Dou­glas mope around the screen in a cute Chef’s outfit, and who doesn’t like Aaron Eck­hart every moment he’s on screen? The dude made Thank You for Smok­ing watch­able, so he has talent.

But I was really sur­prised by the down­beat, slow pace of the film. Abi­gail Bres­lin breaks your heart, as a recently orphaned pre-​tween forced to move in with her emo­tion­ally imma­ture Man­hat­tan­ite Aunt. Still, she finds the energy to scheme and guilt her stunted Aunt into falling in love with the goofy sous-​chef that wears CrocsDid I men­tion that Eck­hart wears freak­ing Crocs in this film?

But, I really focused on little Bres­lin – every­one knows her from the absurd, hacky Little Miss Sun­shine – but that’s too bad. She’s oddly affect­ing in this film, and her char­ac­ter is much more rooted in reality.

8/10

The Omen

666Rating: B+

So yea, I went to the movies on 6/6/06, to see the remake of The Omen. I was sur­prised to find the the­ater packed on a Tues­day night, but the full house added to the suspense.

Here’s my quick review: ready?

  • The story takes its time to develop, but its not “slow”.
  • The pro­duc­tion design was incred­i­ble, with on-​location shoot­ing in Italy, London, and Jerusalem.
  • Julia Stiles is one of the better actresses of her gen­er­a­tion, and it was inter­est­ing to see her play a wife and mother.
  • Why is the Roman Catholic hier­ar­chy always por­trayed as evil?
  • Kids are creepy.
  • Mia Farrow is creepy.
  • Why are horror films all edited like The Ring now?

The Constant Gardener

Rating: A+

We had the oppor­tu­nity to see The Con­stant Gar­dener (meta­critic) a couple of weeks ago, and I neglected to post about it.

I’ve never read a John le Carre novel — I remem­ber him saying on Fresh Air that he was a former British intel­li­gence offi­cer, so I nat­u­rally assumed that his pol­i­tics were more aligned with Tom Clancy’s, than Amnesty Inter­na­tional. Now, I’m the kind of Lib­eral who squirms around rad­i­cal activist-​types, so when we were greeted at the cinema door by Amnesty rep­re­sen­ta­tives with their pam­phlets and peti­tions, I won­dered just what kind of action pic this was. I ducked the do-​gooders, and took a seat.

It was my impres­sion that the film is being mar­keted as a Ralph Fiennes action pic, (see poster). And while there cer­tainly is a lot of sus­pense, the true heart of the film lies with Rachel Weisz’s char­ac­ter — the rad­i­cal activist. The film pro­vides a window into an Africa that we often hear about, but rarely see… sure, the film is indig­nant about cor­rupt local offi­cials, war­fare, dis­ease, and neglect­ful (or antipa­thetic) West­ern powers. But, it also shows African people who are gen­er­ous in spirit, and worthy of a better col­lec­tive future.

Liquid Television

Check out the trailer for the live-​action film of Aeon Flux. It doesn’t look that promis­ing, to be honest…

Char­l­ize Theron has a snappy black hair cut, but her outfit looks more PG-13 than the dominatrix-​inspired garb Aeon wore in the MTV ani­mated series.

Ah well. If they really wanted to attract 13-year old boys, (and me), they’d do it right, and take the R rating…

Beach

Ebert & Roeper Podcast

Seems like Apple’s deal with Disney to lever­age con­tent into Pod­casts is build­ing — I saw today that you can sub­scribe to the Ebert & Roeper (iTunes link) podcast.

C’mon NPR, let’s get Fresh Air and On Point on board.

John Doe Mexican

I received a mes­sage from our friend Karla today, about what her boyfriend Steve is up to this summer. He’s a public-​school teacher, and is cur­rently work­ing to pro­duce a doc­u­men­tary titled John Doe: Mex­i­can, on border crossers in the Southwest.

Sounds like an inter­est­ing project, which he will be blog­ging about:

John Doe Mex­i­can is an hour-​long doc­u­men­tary that cap­tures the strug­gle to value human life, even in death.

The dead have no names here. For Mex­i­can border crossers, South­ern Arizona’s Sono­ran desert is an unfor­giv­ing and, all too often, mur­der­ous land­scape. John Doe Mex­i­can fol­lows a hand­ful of people who have made it their busi­ness to end these desert deaths and to name John Doe.

Karla said that he is look­ing for feed­back and ques­tions, so feel free to leave a com­ment on his blog.

Constantine

Presley was busy study­ing tonight (damn MBA school), so I fig­ured I’d check out a movie. But what to see? An Oscar winner? Avi­a­tor? Mil­lion Dollar Baby? nah.

Since I enjoy read­ing reli­gious texts, I thought I’d check out the latest Keanu movie, Con­stan­tine. From the trailer, I thought it looked cheesy, but chock full of demons, and the occult… fun on a wednes­day night, right?

Well, yea… it was fun. Despite what the New Yorker might think:

Con­stan­tine turns Catholic doc­trine, ritual, and icono­graph into schlock… Imag­ine Jewish ver­sion of the spec­ta­cle – Angel, star­ring Vin Diesel, in which God’s mes­sen­ger stays Abraham’s hand in mid-​sacrifice and then earns His approval by low­er­ing him­self into cursed pharaonic tombs with tied-​together prayer shawls. In a Hindu ver­sion – Vishnu, with Nico­las Cage – Shiva unleashes his snakes on the out­skirts of Pough­keep­sie and starts a war between truck dri­vers and apple pickers.

Oh, you’re no fun Mr. Denby…

Then again, my par­tic­u­lar reli­gious inter­ests tend toward “heretical” Chris­t­ian texts, such as the Gnos­tic gospels, so I sup­pose I’m not as con­cerned about pro­tect­ing the Faith.

If Con­stan­tine whets your appetite for all things dev­il­ish, I’d rec­om­mend read­ing Elaine Pagels’ mono­graph, The Origin of Satan… oh, and it’s noth­ing like the movie.

Pauly Shore is Dead

Pauly & Snoop, in a promotional photo.

Pauly Shore is in Boston this week­end, to show and pro­mote his film, Pauly Shore is Dead, at the Coolidge, and we braved the 2 degree-​cold to wait in line for the mid­night show­ing last night. During a Q&A before the show­ing, Pauly spoke very elo­quently about the project, which he wrote, directed, pro­duced and financed (from his stand-​up earnings).

I think we came for the kitsch value of seeing this fallen icon from our youth — the Wiez… but left having thor­oughly enjoyed the film, for what it was.

Ordi­nar­ily, movies that fea­ture numer­ous cameos are quite a drag to watch… (Bruce Willis in Ocean’s Twelve comes to mind). But, not only does Pauly manage to coup some really funny people, he also wedges them into his plot. Rico Suave sell­ing oranges on the side of the high­way, Todd Bridges play­ing the part of spir­i­tual mentor and cell­mate, Tom Size­more & Michael Madsen with young girls, and Kurt Loder play­ing “diva” during his MTV News updates… all of these are pretty funny.

Go see Pauly & the film, tonight at the Coolidge, 12am. And, the DVD comes out on tues­day, jan­u­ary 25.

The Incredibles

ElastigirlI was incred­i­bly impressed with The Incred­i­bles, despite my well-​known aver­sion to ani­mated kiddie-​fare. I never saw the Toy Sto­ries, and Find­ing Nemo‘s story was stale and Albert Brooks was insuf­fer­able, but this film is dif­fer­ent — it’s funny, unex­pected, and multi-​layered. It’s part James Bond, part Spy Kids (never saw those either), and part Rocky V — that is, what hap­pens after the glory days have passed you by. The good news is, this film is noth­ing like Rocky V.

What can I say? I’m a suckah for Holly Hunter and her grav­elly Geor­gia drawl. For a con­trast to her moth­erly warmth in this film, go rent Crash… talk about range.

Fahrenheit 9/11 & the year of the angry Liberal

Fahrenheit 9/11We went to see Fahren­heit 9/11 at the Fenway 13 on Sat­ur­day night, and I became uneasy before the movie, because there were rent-a-cops milling about and check­ing bags. Were they expect­ing vio­lence? Like a modern day Out­siders, with MoveOn.org mem­bers clash­ing with the Young Republicans?

There has been much made of Michael Moore, and the con­tro­versy sur­round­ing whether he can cor­rectly claim the title of doc­u­men­tar­ian. On the Today show, pseudo-​journalist Matt Lauer nit­picked and argued with Moore as if he were host of Fox and Friends. Truth is, the jour­nal­ists who think Moore is utterly ruinous, (Gwen Ifill comes to mind), are making this judg­ment from a pretty skewed, “elite” frame of reference.

It is, after all, a movie, which intends to bring impor­tant infor­ma­tion to the masses, wrapped in an enter­tain­ing pack­age. It is not jour­nal­ism, and I am fine with not call­ing the film a “documentary”. Let’s call it Op/Ed.

Moore is shame­less, manip­u­la­tive, and yes, he has an opin­ion. But I simply refuse to hold him to a higher stan­dard than I do Rush Lim­baugh, Sean Han­nity, and Ann Coul­ter. He makes me laugh, he makes me sick, and he presents a point of view that is totally american.

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The Prisoner of Azkaban

'Hold me, Harry...'Review: A+

Yes, we attended last night’s show­ing of Harry Potter and the Pris­oner of Azk­a­ban, at 12:01am. And, despite some sug­ges­tions from my work mates, I did not play dress-​up.

My reac­tions and excite­ment after seeing the 3rd install­ment on the big screen, directly par­al­lels what I felt a few years ago when I dug into the 3rd Potter book — Azk­a­ban is where the series takes a much darker turn. The Demen­tors are fright­en­ing in the film, though the new direc­tor Alfonso Cuar?n devotes far more energy to stok­ing fear of Sirius Black, than of the prison and it’s soul-​sucking guards.

Over­all, Cuar?n’s vision is a breath of fresh air — the film is scarier than Chris Columbus’s two films, (it’s a mys­tery to me how films like this manage to receive a PG-​rating), but it’s bal­anced with a few whim­si­cal moments cour­tesy the Whomp­ing Willow, and by Michael Gambon’s quirky take on Dumbledore.

How long do I have to wait for the Goblet of Fire?

UPDATE: Capn saw it last night too

Battle Royale

whoaBattle Royale has one of the best plot lines (and fan following):

Ninth grade stu­dents are taken to a small iso­lated island with a map, food and var­i­ous arms. They have to fight each other three days long until the last one remains and are forced to wear a spe­cial collar which will explode when they break a rule.

The Japan­ese are an absolutely amaz­ing people.

X-mas in Buffalo

Ornament on the familial X-mas tree

Ornament on the familial X-mas tree

Macy and Jeremy at Spot Coffee, Elmwood Ave.

Macy and Jeremy at Spot Coffee, Elmwood Ave

Exhibit at the Albright-Knox Art Gallery

Exhibit at the Albright-Knox Art Gallery

Con­tinue read­ing ‘X-mas in Buffalo’

Best of 2003

Well, I’m late with my yearly round-​up. I’ve enjoyed read­ing what other weblog­gers have writ­ten on 2003, and hope­fully I’ve got some­thing to offer. Here goes:

MUSIC

Yeah Yeah YeahsI won’t bore you with my the­o­ries of cor­re­la­tion between poor eco­nomic prospects and qual­ity rock music — suf­fice to say, 2003 was a lousy year to look for work, but it was another excel­lent year for rock. With­out any dom­i­nant “ism” (e.g., Alter­na­tive, Rap Metal, etc.) defin­ing what was cool, smaller bands were given the chance to experiment.

  • Inter­pol, Turn on the Bright Lights  — To be fair, I shouldn’t include Inter­pol in 2003, but this was a break­out year for them, and Turn On was never far from my CD player. We saw them play twice — once at the dreaded WBCN River Rave, and then later in the year at the more agree­able Avalon.
  • Stel­las­tar, Stel­las­tar  — The 80s are back, and I’m thank­ful for it. But to dis­miss Stel­las­tar as a Gothic throw­back would be a crime — Shawn Christensen’s voice is more a post-​punk David Byrne, (and I love basist Amanda Tannen’s backup vocals). My Coco is a great tune.
  • Blur, Think Tank  — Ok, enough New York bands… Let’s talk about Blur. With their sem­i­nal gui­tarist Graham Coxon gone, and the Goril­laz side project behind him, Damon Albarn and crew turned out some­thing no one expected — a melodic, mea­sured, mature album, with some of the best album art by Banksy that I’ve seen. I miss the mod days of Modern Life, but this was a fit­ting evolution.

FILM

Lost in TranslationSummer movies still baffle me — I never saw The Hulk or X-Men 2 — but there were a few inter­est­ing films sprin­kled amongst the usual trash this past year. There were so many I missed this year, but here are a few worth considering:

  • Lost in Trans­la­tion — I started a new job this year, and I work closely with a Japan­ese girl, whose Eng­lish skills are… well, lim­ited. So, this film was my favorite in 2003. I was rolling on the Cinema floor laugh­ing during the “why do they switch their Ls and Rs” con­ver­sa­tion. I’d marry Scar­lett Johans­son tomorrow.
  • In Amer­ica — Jim Sheridan’s semi-​autobio story of an Irish family moving to New York after the death of their son, was about as sweet and mag­i­cal an expe­ri­ence as is pos­si­ble at the movies. I hadn’t expected it to be so emo­tion­ally heavy, but there is redemp­tion in the end.
  • Pirates of the Caribbean — Johnny Depp as a pirate and Orlando Bloom with a dread­ful mous­tache. What’s not to love?
  • Angels in Amer­ica — I’ve never seen the play, but this 2-part HBO movie was exhil­a­rat­ing, inven­tive, and gut-​wrenching. This film tack­les the big ques­tions of faith, love and identity.
  • Kill Bill — Uma and Quentin were back in 2003, and despite rumors that Kill Bill was going to suck, I really enjoyed watch­ing Uma slice and dice her way through her address­book. Part II is coming in 2004, so maybe we’ll find out who the hell Bill is anyway.

POL­I­TICS

Howard DeanFor those of you in late-​primary states who might not be paying atten­tion, there’s a pres­i­den­tial cam­paign under­way. Never in my life­time have the stakes been so high — 2003 showed us ter­ror­ism, pre­emp­tive war, tax cuts, budget deficits, job loss, and gay mar­riage (one pos­i­tive, at least).

  • Howard Dean — Not only has Howard Dean single-​handedly handed the Democ­rats their balls back, he’s re-​written the cam­paign hand­book and made blog­ging an impor­tant tool in reach­ing the Grass Roots. Silly estab­lish­ment pun­dits are still dis­miss­ing him as the flavor-of-the-week (and weak), but I think he’s going to put up one hell of a fight, and he’ll be walk­ing and talk­ing a lot more like a tra­di­tional can­di­date after the primary.
  • Noth­ing else good hap­pened in 2003. sorry!

Thanksgiving Prefix

We’re await­ing com­pany for the hol­i­day – Presley’s mom, mom’s boyfriend Marc, and sister Kelly are join­ing us in a proper New Eng­land Thanksgiving.

The pump­kin and corn breads smell won­der­ful, the turkey is still thaw­ing, and we picked out a few nice wines to go with dinner. Ok, so maybe the Puri­tans didn’t drink French wine – or wine at all – but I’m stick­ing to the “proper New Eng­land Thanksgiving”.

The fun­ni­est part (to me) was that our 1-month old Sears Ken­more refrig­er­a­tor died yes­ter­day – luck­ily we were able to shut­tle off var­i­ous bits to neighbors’ fridges, and get a repair­man to the apart­ment today. It’s not going to be Pieces of April (which inci­den­tally is really quite good, and you should go see it).

Larry got it Right in Mystic River

salonlogo.gifAn open letter to the author of an oth­er­wise good review of Mystic River in Salon:

Hello Ms. Zacharek,

I did enjoy your review of Mystic River, and am look­ing for­ward to seeing it this week­end. I espe­cially enjoyed your obser­va­tions on con­cep­tions of neigh­bor­hood, and on the film’s sense of place.

While it’s true that Boston’s many neigh­bor­hoods are more self-​contained than most cities’, I think it’s a leap to assume that this clan­nish­ness is total. It’s equally true to argue that all of Boston is insu­lated from other parts of the coun­try. There is a dis­tinct common Boston cul­ture, which includes things like lan­guage, values, and tra­di­tions (red sox).

And while there may be an evi­dent us vs. them dynamic between cer­tain groups in the city, there is always a cir­cling of the wagons when Boston is facing out­ward to the rest of the coun­try. So there must be more to this place than the sum of its parts.

Which leads me to ask you about this:

His part­ner is played by Lau­rence Fish­burne, who wasn’t told, unfor­tu­nately, that black people in Boston don’t speak with a Boston accent.

I know it’s a minor bone to pick, but what expe­ri­ence or knowl­edge did you use as basis for that com­ment? An assump­tion that only Irish-​Bostonians drop their Rs and As? Michael Dukakis cer­tainly would debunk that statement.

Visit an ele­men­tary school in Chi­na­town, and you’ll see the chil­dren of Chi­nese immi­grants saying cah and pahk, just like many of their teach­ers. Maybe not to the exag­ger­ated degree that you’d find on the South Shore or in the Kennedy family, but it’s there.

Would you sim­i­larly argue that blacks born and edu­cated in Chicago don’t speak with a Great Lakes Mid-​West accent?

The Boston accent orig­i­nated in East Anglia, when the first Eng­lish colonists came from. It’s been refined and extended by a immi­grant groups of all kinds (not to men­tion a few of us trans­plants from other parts of the coun­try). I think there is a mis­taken assump­tion here, and I’d hate for non-​Bostonians to get the wrong idea when watch­ing this film.

Respect­fully,
Ned ned.suckahs.org

Now, I’m not a native Boston­ian, but I have been here for nearly a decade — and I know many people that grew up in this town, and share the local accent – be they from his­panic, black, or other back­grounds. Does anyone dis­agree? Am I over­re­act­ing to a small bit in an oth­er­wise good review?

UPDATE: Ms. Zacharek kindly responded to my letter:

Hi Ned — Thanks for your letter. I actu­ally took great pains to make it clear that the clan­nish­ness shown in the movie isn’t total — the neigh­bor­hood of the movie seems to me very much like South Boston (though plenty of people are writ­ing in saying, “No, it’s Charlestown!” or “No, it’s Dorchester!”) I think the point is, there ARE pock­ets of Boston that are par­tic­u­larly clan­nish, and Lehane’s story is pred­i­cated on that.

And the L. Fish­burne line…I just went in and cut that from the piece, because it seemed to be a bone of con­tention with sev­eral people. I lived in Boston for 15 years (it was only four years ago that I left), and I never heard a person of color speak the way Fish­burne does. Then again, all of Boston is set up so that a white person (like me) never needs to come into con­tact with a person of color unless he or she makes a great effort to do so. So it’s entirely pos­si­ble that there are African Amer­i­cans in Boston who speak like Mark Wahlberg and I just never heard them. In any event, it did seem like a mis­guided acting choice to me.

Anyway, thank you again for taking the time to write in with your thought­ful com­ments, and best wishes – 

Stephanie Zacharek

I’m hum­bled that she responded so gen­er­ously, but now that I think about it, I’m feel­ing a bit like the PC Police. I didn’t want her to self-​censor her­self, but I thought that I should say something.

Full Throttle Boredom

Lucy looking juicyCharlie’s Angels: Full Throt­tle is the most point­less movie I have ever paid money to see… and, yes, I did see Show­girls in the cinema.

Some­one explain to me what the hell this movie is about — because I have no clue. Here are my ques­tions:
  • Who is that "Leo" kid?
  • Why is there unre­al­is­tic CGI fight scenes every 35 seconds?
  • Who is Bruce Willis’ character?
  • Why did that guy from the X-Files sud­denly switch sides?
  • For a fol­lowup, why did Crispin Glover switch sides?
  • Why is Drew Bar­ry­more in Mexico?
  • Why does Demi Moore play with her gun like she’s never touched one before?
  • When did Justin Ther­oux get jacked? Seri­ously, he’s got some muscles.
  • Why does Bernie Mac turn into more and more of a car­i­ca­ture, as he gets more famous?
  • And yet, why was I laugh­ing at his one-​liners?
  • What are those fuck­ing rings, and why would such low-​level gov­ern­ment work­ers have them?

That’s all I got right now. Oh, and one more thing: I think Lucy Liu is incred­i­ble – but I hope she has better mate­r­ial in Kill Bill.

Cronenberg’s Spider

Over the week­end, I saw David Cronenberg’s new Film Spider with Tbone, who wrote a review. One thing I’d like to com­ment on, are Miranda Richardson’s sev­eral excep­tion­ally note­wor­thy per­for­mances, as both Fiennes’ Mother and Stepmother.

The first char­ac­ter is a model of 1950s restraint and beauty, duti­fully prepar­ing dinner for her family and accom­pa­ny­ing her hus­band to the Pub, though she’d rather be at home. This is the boy’s (Fiennes) ide­al­ized vision of his Mother. Richard­son plays the role much like Julianne Moore did in Far From Heaven. As an audi­ence member, you can’t hardly resist her virtue.

The second char­ac­ter, is a trashy pub-​girl that Fiennes’ father picks up for a little action, and even­tu­ally becomes the boy’s Step-​mom. Wear­ing a leop­ard print coat, and stained teeth, this char­ac­ter casu­ally gives a hand­job to the boy’s Father under an over­pass. She encour­ages the murder of the boy’s Mom, and becomes the object of the boy’s vin­dic­tive inten­tions later in the film.

In addi­tion, she also steps into the role of the half-​way house-​master, where she tor­ments Fiennes.

What is truly incred­i­ble, watch­ing Richard­son, is that you really aren’t sure if it’s the same actress. They are so dif­fer­ent in appear­ance and behav­ior, that the screen­writer and Cro­nen­berg must’ve been jump­ing for joy.

It’s a creepy film, about a creepy guy. But, while Ralph Fiennes is mum­bling into a jour­nal for an hour, I think Miranda Richard­son deserves the credit for hold­ing it all together.

The Quiet American

Review: A

I saw The Quiet Amer­i­can last week, and I wanted to do a quick review. Faith­ful to the Graham Greene novel, on which the film is based, it’s a com­pli­cated movie with char­ac­ters that are both flawed and heroic.

Con­trary to Miramax’s fears, the movie is _not_ anti-​American or unpa­tri­otic – still, it’s a film worth seeing at this time of renewed Amer­i­can adven­tur­ism. Michael Caine and Bren­dan Fraser give excep­tional per­for­mances, and the pro­duc­tion design is faith­ful to the period, with­out get­ting nos­tal­gic, ala Auto Focus and Con­fes­sions of a Dan­ger­ous Mind.

Shoot the Weather-people

OK, so I spent the week­end in Albany, at an inter­state Court­yard by Mar­riott, because I met my par­ents there (half-​way between Boston & Buf­falo). I went swim­ming, shopped at the mon­strous Cross­gates Mall, and saw The Recruit.

This was all fine. Until I had to decide what to do about the coming storm…

Albany Dan was coming back from New York, and I wanted to go out and have some drinks… so we checked with the Weather Chan­nel, and they seemed to think that the storm wouldn’t start pound­ing New Eng­land until the after­noon, monday. LIARS!

I left Albany at around 11am, and imme­di­ately ran into the shit on I-90 East… I mean, do you people plow your roads in New York State? There never was a prob­lem with vis­i­bil­ity – only with the road sur­faces. So it was 25-40 MPH all the way into Our Fair City. I got in at 4:30pm, a full 5.5 hours later! eek.

Sorry if this comes off as a teenaged rant, but Weather-​people must be hanged!